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Squeem

The uncontrollable yellow liquid that comes out of your ass when you’re sick or had a questionable meal.
Hey did you just give me the stomach bug, because I just squeemed at breakfast.
by Dave425 May 3, 2023
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Squere

A square is a conservative, traditional person that avoids alcohol and is often seen as book-oriented. A squire is a person known to treat others well and be a person of good manners and intellect. A squere (pronounced the same as square) is that rare person who lies directly between squire and square, as symbolized by the letter 'e' occurring precisely between a and e. He is often looked at with hatred and jealousy and suffers many plot and coup attempts, but his close friends, family, and wife stick beside him because they know him to be a very reliable and faithful person. He does not promote bigotry and stands up against abusers at considerable risk to himself. He wins his battles though they may be long and drawn out when the winds of jealousy are strong.
What does 'SPB-9265' mean? It is Squere Prince Blake's birthday revealed to him and his wife by chance on a plate on the occasion of his victory after a wrongful arrest and detention when security guards violently carted him off and turned away the cashier who came to his aid. She gave him a temporary receipt and permission to retrieve his wallet from his car to complete his purchase. At first, he remarked on '9165' on a different plate. His wife, unimpressed, said she demanded exactness. Minutes later plate SPB-9265 appeared in front of them after parking blindly at Home Depot.
by tgifrydei June 2, 2023
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squirmandle

Rhetorical obfuscation in the form of half truths and intentional deflections.
Joe Biden, Donald Trump, and OJ Simpson were all attempting to squirmandle out of any direct admissions or forthright responses in their interviews this last weekend. Oh my God turn on CNN, OJ just died! Call my mom and tell her to cancel her checks to him from her girl’s weekend at the Tropicana.
by Mondavi July 11, 2024
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squeemp

A curse traditionally laid upon an object that would cause the owner of the object to become conscious they are in control of their blinking
Squeemp shouted the imp, and suddenly, lady Dracula was so hyper fixated on her lashes longirnd stomped her out
by Hm.75 March 10, 2024
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Squirmy Wormy

An affectionate term for a man’s penis.
I asked my boyfriend if I could see his squirmy wormy last night!
by sailornova November 6, 2024
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Squirmy worm

The act of shoving your fist up the back of your friend's marching band uniform, but in more casual circumstances up a their shirt, and wiggling your fist around while it's up there and while your friend is struggling to get it out.
Oh dang, Payton just gave Kyle a squirmy worm.
by MasterOfSquirmyWorm November 23, 2024
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Squeem

To ejaculate without being fully erect or aroused.
"I Pulled my balls back and I squeemed on her gut."
by HermaphraditicAppforDats March 8, 2026
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