A cleanly pinched turd. Pinched at the peak of ripeness flowing like a breeze out the bunghole leaving no fecal remnants. Hallmarked by the one swipe wipe.
I was running late this morning so I made up a little time when I had a perfect squat.
Man the dude in the stall next to me clearly has a perfect squat. I heard the splash and one wipe. I spent over 20 minutes trying clean my mud butt from that toothpaste turd I squirted out.
Man the dude in the stall next to me clearly has a perfect squat. I heard the splash and one wipe. I spent over 20 minutes trying clean my mud butt from that toothpaste turd I squirted out.
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The phrase is a dependent clause, not a verb or a noun.
The phrase is a dependent clause, not a verb or a noun.
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The posture assumed in couples selfies by a taller woman dating a shorter man, so as to appear equal in height to her partner.
"I didn't know Lisa was six feet tall, she looks Jeff's height in all their pictures!"
"Yep, that's the magic of the short guy squat."
"Yep, that's the magic of the short guy squat."
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Get the What the squash mug.A night of over indulging on alcohol that leads to a sexual encounter excluding intercourse. Typical activities include snuggles, smooches, dry rubbing of the other members genitalia with clothes on, and felatio.
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a) A deep knee bend exercise performed by competitive
strength athletes.
b) A lift performed by american high school football
team members and posted on Youtube involving combining
an ever increasing amount of weight on the bar with an ever
decreasing range of motion.
a) A deep knee bend exercise performed by competitive
strength athletes.
b) A lift performed by american high school football
team members and posted on Youtube involving combining
an ever increasing amount of weight on the bar with an ever
decreasing range of motion.
whhhoooaa dude! here's me like burying 650 pounds.
I reckon I could walk into the NFL like right now.
(cue a video of someone doing a 3 inch deep squat with
spotters holding both ends of the bar to help)
I reckon I could walk into the NFL like right now.
(cue a video of someone doing a 3 inch deep squat with
spotters holding both ends of the bar to help)
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