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Perfect Squat

A cleanly pinched turd. Pinched at the peak of ripeness flowing like a breeze out the bunghole leaving no fecal remnants. Hallmarked by the one swipe wipe.
I was running late this morning so I made up a little time when I had a perfect squat.

Man the dude in the stall next to me clearly has a perfect squat. I heard the splash and one wipe. I spent over 20 minutes trying clean my mud butt from that toothpaste turd I squirted out.
by Dick Onchin November 8, 2020
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Beef squashed

The suppression of certain temporary aggravations between acquaintances.

The phrase is a dependent clause, not a verb or a noun.
Beef squashed, let's go to the bar together.

I love you man, beef squashed.

#beefsquashed
by 4bobthekiller June 20, 2022
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short guy squat

The posture assumed in couples selfies by a taller woman dating a shorter man, so as to appear equal in height to her partner.
"I didn't know Lisa was six feet tall, she looks Jeff's height in all their pictures!"
"Yep, that's the magic of the short guy squat."
by miss_tarrare July 26, 2014
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What the squash

A term used as a reaction to events, instead of using the overused expression what the f**k
"What the squash are you doing in the fridge!?"
by REALLYTHdudE April 12, 2020
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One-Night Squat

A night of over indulging on alcohol that leads to a sexual encounter excluding intercourse. Typical activities include snuggles, smooches, dry rubbing of the other members genitalia with clothes on, and felatio.
"Jenny wouldn't let me hit it last night so we just had a one-night squat."
by Acondeezy June 27, 2020
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squat

Either:

a) A deep knee bend exercise performed by competitive
strength athletes.

b) A lift performed by american high school football
team members and posted on Youtube involving combining
an ever increasing amount of weight on the bar with an ever
decreasing range of motion.
whhhoooaa dude! here's me like burying 650 pounds.
I reckon I could walk into the NFL like right now.

(cue a video of someone doing a 3 inch deep squat with
spotters holding both ends of the bar to help)
by moochinaround November 11, 2006
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squashed beef

To get rid of any past beef or drama that went down between two people and to get onto good terms with, typically used between an ex-SO
I saw my ex last night and we squashed beef so we are cool now.
by Qweens4life May 30, 2018
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