Cotton Squat

When you shit your pants. Laying a solid, semi-solid or explosive wet shot in your cotton underwear or panties. Generally, a result of bad dietary decisions or illness.

I tried to fart but ended up with a cotton squat.

I drank a case of beer yesterday and I have had the cotton squats today.

I had to go home and change my panties. I slipped a cotton squat at my desk.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018

Hot Squat

When you sit down to take a dump and the toilet seat is still warm from the guy who went before you.

Hey, Merle. Stall's open now. Hurry up and you might get a hot squat.

by LarryBird March 28, 2019

Squatting cobbler

Fetish filming of person sitting on pie

He was afraid to share his fetish for squatting cobbler despite watching Fifty Shades of Grey with his companion

by Saul Fan September 3, 2016

squat pie

A fetish of desiring to watch someone sit on a pie and squirm around on it

I saw a squat pie video the other day.

by Nisiekay September 3, 2016

Squat and drop

what you do while camping with no toilet

hang on i gotta go squat and drop

by meme rememe May 31, 2020

doodley squat

absolutely nothing, same as didley squat

"Red Hot" 1978 song of Robert Gordon and link Wray:
My girl is red hot, your girl ain't doodley squat.

by aaarwin January 7, 2013

eye squat

a term used for someone who is squinting but needs to blink.

jackie chan pulled an eye squat in the movie: Viy 2 : the journey to china

by spongebobstesticals October 31, 2020