squater

1. At one time a welcome guest who has overstayed his/her welcome.

2. One who hovers over as if to guard. Sometimes a sexual partner from what you intended as a one night stand, or that you dumped and won't take a hint, can become a squater and soon become a cockblocker.

Dude, you said your cousin was just gonna be here for a couple of days. He's become a squater and has been here two weeks now.

I thought I would just fuck her once, but now she keeps squating on me at the club and is becoming a real cockblock.

by hotbuddha December 28, 2005

squatchie

Having a cooter that is especially hairy, much like that of a Sasquatch.

I need to shave my squatchie, look at this thing!

by Robert Turner January 29, 2003

squatchmo

An extreme beating, consisting of nine inches of limp-dick across the face until you get a bruise.

The man's friend was acting stupid and the man said,"shut up before I give you a squatchmo, bitch".

by Brandong February 4, 2007

pussy snatcher

Some one who screws a girl without caring about/knowing them.

Annie! there a bunch of pussy snatchers! they dont want you they just want sex!

by Pirate August 24, 2003

cock squasher

one who squashes cocks. A Cincinnati cock squasher is one who does the deed in Southern Ohio. This was once rumored to be the answer to a puzzle on Wheel-Of-Future.

she was a cock squasher who used a steam roller to do the deed.

by Ken Mac July 31, 2007

Rally-Squatch

When a very hairy-chested man has gone the entire night without scoring a girl, in a last ditch attempt to get anyone's attention before the bar closes, he unbuttons the top few buttons of his shirt and shows of his sasquatch-like qualities.

This is the pick-up version of a rally cap in baseball.

Ronald: Dude, there are so many chicks here tonight but they all look taken.

Mikey: Break out your Rally-Squatch, it ALWAYS works.

Ronald: Cant tonight, I only have 5 condoms left.

by Mike109999 October 10, 2013

Pussy Snatcher

A prop or gimmick used by someone in order to "snatch" some "pussy"

Ex 1-

Bob: Hey man, can I get a dime of your finest?
Drug Dealer: WTH? You don't smoke weed
Bob: I know, but think about it, it's a total pussy snatcher. Girls love the ganja.
Drug Dealer: True dat. Popcorn. Playa.

Ex 2.

Joey: Hey dude what are you up to?
Mike: Not too much, just playing my keyboard.
Joey: Playing Miserable At Best by Mayday Parade? Cute.
Mike: Shit, I SHOULD learn that.
Joey: Yeah, total pussy snatcher.

by nandeezy March 15, 2010