Speedlin

v. The act of walking a soccer ball into the opposing goal or ones own goal as demonstrated by the great David Speedlin in a Central Catholic soccer game, thus making one's opponents or self, respectively, look like a jackass.

n. An instance in which the proceeding occurs.

"Dude I just Speedlined your ass in FIFA!!!"
Spppeeeeeedlin!

by Ryan and Stamm October 18, 2006

Speed Fluctuator

A person who continuously changes the speed at which they drive regardless of the speed limit.

An example of a speed fluctuator would be someone driving on a 55 mph highway fluctuating their speed between 50 and 60 mph. This very annoying behavior makes it impossible for the poor person stuck behind them to use their cruise control.

by Daren Hathaway January 12, 2008

Speed Beat

to masturbate quickly, or in a short amount of time.

i was running late for a meating, so i had to do a speed beat.

by timer man January 28, 2009

Speed Matcher

An individual that pulls from traffic to match the speed of the car next to them; thereby preventing any other individual to now pass.

Some Bastard was following behind another car when suddenly he pulled to the left lane and sped up a little bit and now matched the previous discussed car's speed, thus becoming a speed matcher.

by Craigerz127 October 17, 2010

speedyrogamer

famous Romanian streamer who likes to milk money from his viewers. He also likes big cocks

P1 : Did you watch speedyrogamer today?
P2 : Yea, he got a 200 donation and ignored it because he was watching Gachi

by kewta October 1, 2019

changing speeds

Technique rumored to have originated at 320 N. Tallawanda in which the speed of the gentleman's pelvic thrusting changes from super duper fast to slow as molasses and everything in between, thereby enhancing the pleasure of his lady friend and delaying his dick sneeze.

Brian: What? Did you say your girlfriend had trouble getting off last night?
Dan: Yeah, until I invented changing speeds.

by Dan Neville May 30, 2006

Scapegoat Speeder

The term used to describe the occurance in which traffic is moving 15mph more than it should, yet one car is going 20-30 mph faster, and therefore the one pulled over by the cops. In otherwords, when everyone is speeding, but the one speeding the most would be the 'scapegoat' speeder.

Person 1: "Dude I was going 70 in a 55 the other day but there was another guy that got busted doing 80."
Person2: "Good thing you had that scapegoat speeder!"

by drummergirl935 May 10, 2009