Sober-Sneak-In

A guy comes to a party late after everyone has been drinking for at least an hour. He finds a girl who's clearly had to much and takes her to a secluded place to have sex.

Did you see Colton at the party last night? He came really late, and did that girl who was about to pass out.

Colten used a Sober-Sneak-In to get with the drunk girl.

Sober-Sneak-In by GarethBthfc April 13, 2015

Sober pocket 

When you have moments of clarity and "soberness" while intoxicated or high.

"Guys I'm serious. In having a sober pocket."

Sober pocket by SportyZo May 15, 2016

sober diver 

Some guy who takes advantage of a female friend by being the sober guy, who has been friend-zoned, that creeps at a bar, club, or after party, until the female is intoxicated enough to feel comfortable to agree to leave with him.

That dude doesnt drink and always gets laid, yea, hes a sober diver.

sober diver by anonymous November 1, 2017

sober baby 

a girl/guy who does not drink or smoke or take any drugs at parties or ever.

Friend 1: “hey do you want a shot?”
Friend 2: “no thank you, im a sober baby.”

sober baby by nire rendnir May 29, 2018

Sober sucker 

A girl so ugly that you lose your hard on and the longer she's sucking you the uglier she looks.

Last night I went home with that girl Jessica but I couldn't keep it up and she turned out to be a sober sucker.

Sober sucker by DatBois August 2, 2018

Sober as a leather couch 

sober AF. Have you ever seen a drunken leather couch? Didn't think so.

"We can make our own Tuesday parties! Shots for every NBCOT question you get right."
"I'd be sober as a leather couch, lets use cookies as incentives."

Sober as a leather couch by jazzyj19 December 17, 2018

Sober Chomp 

Eating out a girl who is drunk, but you on the other hand, are not.

“He gave her a sober chomp on New Year’s Eve”

Sober Chomp by Smellyfetus69 May 19, 2019