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ski-er pee-er

When a woman has to stand in a 'ski' position to use a public bathroom because the facility doesn't supply the toilet seat covers or she has a huge germophobia.
Woman: "Hey, Bob, I received a great workout last night."
Bob: "How?"
Woman: "I was at a restaurant last night and had to use the bathroom."
Bob: "How is that a workout?"
Woman: "I won't sit on a public toilet. I had to use the ski-er pee-er position."
by P-Dawg B March 2, 2009
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Ski ass

The description of a person with a hidden booty. Generally, the person wears baggy pants that has a round, full beautiful ass.
Kate has that ski ass! I don't understand why she always wearing those baggy jeans!
by CuzImBrownhuh March 6, 2010
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Ski Sloping

The act of anally penetrating someone with force using gravity and the skill of sking down a slope. The victim is stuck in a stationary position at the end of the slope.
dude i totally feel like ski sloping kmster at the mall of the emirates indoor slope.
by hax0rdewd September 15, 2010
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ski lift

One must find a handicapped person that wants to get up stairs so when they ride the electronic lift, you perform various sexual acts with them including anal and reverse cowgirl. This is the opposite of a tobogan but you stick your dick up their ass and ride them up, not down.
This dirty wheel chair slut made me give her a ski lift while going up to the 18th floor.
by Local Skag finders Union 69 October 13, 2006
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ski-doo

The best sled manufacthuered ever. It had dominated in all aspects and all the othoer manufacthuers are playing catchh up with the new Rev Xp and in 03 when they came out with the rev.
I was rideing my ski-doo when i saw a guy sitting on a
F-1000 on the side of the trail thumbing for a tow and I blew past him .
by John Smithhenrey December 14, 2008
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ski slopes

an adjective used to describe a woman or a girl's breasts. The breasts are shaped in a elongated curve resembling that of a ski slope. Very uncommon and very undesirable to many.
That girl at the bar last night had a nasty set of ski slopes - I mean seriously, they should be registered for the winter olympics.
by eastondle September 23, 2009
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Ski mask the slump god

Person 1: Who is ski mask the slump god?
Person 2: A god.. tf
by popohead October 26, 2019
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