Showergument

When you are in the shower and you have an imaginary argument in which you are owning the other person with witty comebacks and soul destroying insults.

"I wish my real arguments went as well as my showerguments".

by billgatesog March 7, 2014

Shore Shower

Spraying your entire body and clothing with perfume as opposed to taking an actual shower

"Snookie are you gonna shower?"
"No time, I'll just take a shore shower"

by Snooks123 June 20, 2012

Roman Shower

The act of vomiting on another person, usually for sexual gratification, or as a way of humiliation.

Joey was into gross sexual acts with his girlfriend. He would have her vomit all over his private parts, while masterbating.

by Vic July 28, 2004

shower sheriff

A male that sneaks peeks at other mens genitals in the locker room.

"I busted Allan checking out my unit after practice. He is a shower sheriff!"

by kris irvine February 23, 2008

shower-wipe

A shower-wipe is when you are taking a shit and realize it's one of those that will use up a whole roll of toliet paper (usually after a heavy shit) so you just jump in the shower spread your cheeks and clean all the ass waste.

Dude I just took the biggest shit and had no tp left so I just shower-wiped.

by Ben Noxul June 27, 2006

awful shower of cunts

Irish colloquial expression for a group of people that you find incredibly annoying to be around. Generally people you know and dread meeting. But the term has broad applications in life.

The awful prefix can be changed for terrible, woeful, despicable, or my personal favourite, insufferable.

Brian: "I'm not looking forward to this this job. The lads down there are an awful shower of cunts!"

Niall: "Aw they're an absolute fucking insufferable shower of cunts!"

Brain: "D'ye want a smoke?"

Niall: "Yeah go on..."

by Kurt Cocaine September 23, 2009

Shower Job

When you masturbate your partner in the shower.

Brad: "My wife gave me the best shower job last night. She is fucking awesome".

Ol' mate: "You lucky bastard"

Maree: "My husband gets into the shower with me and I give him a shower job. He loves it when I lather up the soap and massage his nuts and wank him off".

by Bella Maree July 5, 2010