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Semeniology

A religion whose beliefs include the holiness of sperm. According to the holy book, Garuta, all specimens of sperm are manifestations of the Holy Ghost of Xmas Past. In practice, members of Semeniology travel the world, spilling their sperm across the entire earth so that their god, Xelsior, may be inherent in all things.
I went to a Semeniology seminar last week, man were those guys insightful!
by lostterminal April 23, 2006
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Seining

I saw Chad seining this big pollock's foot.
by Jerry July 13, 2003
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seminal lip balm

Semen, that has strayed onto a woman's lips, after giving head or receiving a "money shot".
"Baby, you have some chapped lips. Come here. I got some seminal lip balm for ya!"
by D. Gould September 30, 2006
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semifictosexual

An attraction to both real people and fictional characters.
Meaning oh they like Bakugou from my hero and Chris evans thus semifictosexual
by blueberrybreadd November 27, 2020
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SemiBisexual

SemiBisexual Is A ‘sexuality’ that Straight people use to Be ‘valid’ If your SemiBisexual Your Either gay or straight- stop mocking lgbtq+ and Move on with your fucking Life.
Person 1:What’s Your Sexuality?
White girl: I’m SemiBisexual! I like men

Person 1: DUDE- YOUR STRAIGHT THEN ASSHOLE-
by MemeulousSimp September 21, 2021
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Semisi

A guy with a really small dick who is REALLY REALLY UGLY (usually from Tonga)
WOW Semisi you have a small dick
by BigBoyKyle August 8, 2016
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seminole

An african-american slave who escaped captivity in the south and sought refuge amoung the native-americans. Since the "Indians" didn't have a name for their new brother they created the word Seminole.
Welcome my seminole brother. Let us kill whitey.
by Academic Type January 13, 2005
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