Screw-Up

To make a mess of something, to completely ruin something, to make a mistake

Ffs, what a Screw-Up.
"did you see that? what a Screw-Up!"

by FelixB666XD November 8, 2009

Baltimore Screwjob

When a Baltimore sports team is blatantly screwed over, often costing them the game.

That punk Jeffrey Maier ruined the Orioles season. Just another typical Baltimore Screwjob.

by Shane2424 September 22, 2007

screw with

to mock or rile someone.

Are you screwing with me?
You screw with me, right?

by Kelvin10 April 4, 2008

Go fuck yourself with a rusty screwdriver

How to say "go fuck yourself" but getting a better reaction out of the person and people around you. Unlike "go fuck yourself" Go fuck yourself with a screwdriver MUST be yelled as loudly as possible, even in a public place, no exceptions. This phrase may be used at any time, even when "go fuck yourself" normally wouldn't be used.

person1: So, I was thinking we could go out today an-
person2: GO FUCK YOURSELF WITH A RUSTY SCREWDRIVER!
everybody around them: 0_0
person1:0_0 dude wtf

by JerZeyCJ March 2, 2011

screwed monkey

An alcoholic drink made by drinking a 40 of malt liquor down to the top of the label, then pouring in vodka and orange juice (a screwdriver) til it is completely full. Very delicious.

I only drank one screwed monkey and I was messed up for the entire night.

by Drinkmaster January 18, 2006

screwdriver

when the female is upside down and the male is on top going down and up with a bit of a twist hence the word screwdriver

that is definitly a screwdriver

by ladiesman129 May 31, 2018

440 screw

A fuck that occurs at 20 minutes to 5:00

Kimbo: It's almost quitting time, where is Robert?

Billy: Man you know he's in the bosses office get that 440 screw!

by Difibulations from da park September 11, 2016