Slurching

When something slows down or loses effectiveness due to overuse.

Still functioning, but at reduced efficiency.

I've been reading too much these last couple of weeks, my brain is slurching.

By midnight, the drunk could no longer string two words together, but he managed to slurch his way home.

The engine was making the worst sounds, but we managed to slurch into the garage.

by deth2israel August 26, 2013

scorchy

A sweaty, smelly, and mildewy pussy!

Lola just left the gym, now has to go wash her scorchy.

by Lolalove February 14, 2014

scurthy

To be the lowest of low. Disgusting and or offensive.

All the scurthy guys are out on the prowl tonight.

by thesaurus master July 6, 2014

Scorchingness

Being beyond hot in beauty or appearance which originates within. beautiful gorgeous stunning

Lindsay is beyond hot. She is scorching. Sometimes her scorchingness will escape her body in the form of blushing so she dosent spontaneously combust.

by Wicket76 January 21, 2015

Scorched

To be roasted by harshly for a stupid action.

"Damn he got scorched ".
"They scorching him".

by SaucyGirl101 September 19, 2016

scorch the porcelain

When a particularly brutal poo leaves the toilet bowl in need of a good scrub to remove traces of the 'splashdown and slide' of the offending turd, into the deeper waters of the u-bend.

Sorry to scorch the porcelain John. You got some rubber gloves and a brush handy?

by MikeG5 August 17, 2016

Scorched

Being very physical and passionate in lovemaking using multiple positions and all parts of the bed.

So it was our third date, we were both very hot, so we just sort of scorched screwing the sheets!

by GSBlues July 28, 2016