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scrolling blindness

In programming/computer science, refers to the effect of numerous exceptions being thrown in an application. The list of exceptions, often originating from one bug, makes it difficult to track down and forces programmers to scroll through a log of exceptions. Often the use of a logger will alleviate this problem.

Can also refer to a bloated log file of error messages.
It took twice as long to find the bug because our log file suffered from 'scrolling blindness'
scrolling blindness by Nine-Ball November 8, 2007

Scrill Kosby 

One of the best personal blogs on the internet. Although "S.K's" identity remains shrouded in mystery, it has been confirmed that he disdains long walks on the beach,
Person A: Ay, you seen Scrill Kosby lately?
Person B: Nah man. But just go to his website, I heard it had plenty of cool stuff. From politics to many other stuffs. Oops, I mean: "from politics to many other things."
Scrill Kosby by William Crosby October 12, 2010

Schrollster 

Someone who must always correct you, even when they know what you mean. Everything from Facebook comments to text messages.
Every time I use the wrong form of your or you're a schrollster corrects it.

Lance Stroll 

He runs on his daddy's money!
Lance Stroll is just a pay driver, nothing else
Lance Stroll by .u May 6, 2020
the amount of manic scrolling needed on a website to find what you want
'oh man that was major scrollage to get down to that paper I was looking for - it was manic'
scrollage by Yopinski March 23, 2012

Scrollitis 

A phenomenon that occurs when browsing social media and refraining from commenting or clicking on 'Like' especially for posts that are enjoyable; scrolling past a post for fear of letting feedback be known.
You know you like it, y'all just want keep scrolling. You got that Scrollitis!
Scrollitis by Miller E February 20, 2015