schmuck

A poor fellow who works up to 3 jobs, desperately trying to make ends meet, stays late to finish work even though he is salary, always goes the extra mile, yet time and time again gets crushed by greedy alcoholic executives who are too blind to realize that a 30+ office staff in the swamps of jersey doesn't really justify hiring a full-time network administrator to update patches and surf porn. (just kiddin, jonnie)

That silly schmuck Gock knows even though Monday-Friday sucks it long and hard, come Saturday, he's leaving vargo's PAID.

by the original dick January 30, 2003

schmucks

a guy who reads,thinks,and plays nothin but warcraft

andy!!!! you scmuck.

by andrew March 11, 2004

schmuckatelli

1. a person who let's people in their house for 15 minutes when their parents aren't home and think they're bad ass

2. a slang term of endeerment between friends

1. mom i didnt mean to be such a schmuckatelli

2. heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy schmuckatelli how are ya

by pre-wrap December 17, 2008

schmuck

someone's dick.

Also used offensively.

"You're a schmuck, you know that?"

"Shut up and eat your dinner."

by Hannah Montana June 15, 2007

schmuck

a Joey, a fool, a penis

That Joey is a real schmuck

by bernedette March 23, 2004

Schmuck

Someone who gets out of the shower to piss.

"I'm taking a shower but I gotta piss. What the fuck am i gonna do?Hmm I better get out and use the toilet..... Wow, I'm a pretty big schmuck."

by OL' JERZEY BAZSTID October 26, 2015

schmuck

Someone who is conned easily.

I just picked this guy's wallet, what a schmuck!

by scncqn May 29, 2008