monkey scruff

the hairy area between ones balls and asshole; where ass-lint is most easily located. hardest place to rinse while taking shower.

yo man check out this asslint I dug up from my monkey scruff.

by dan March 1, 2005

Scuff Ya Cunt

A torn-up, bloodied, diseased, festering, stench bearing injury caused by scuffing one's vaginal region into what becomes a busted, pus oozing, STD-transmitting cesspool of a Bucket Cunt.

Primarily used to describe one with:
-Freckled skin
-Pasty dull complexion
-Red-haired, Red Knob, Carrot-Top, Ginger Minger,
-Flaming-Flange, Hot-Box
-Trendsbian.

These people are often renowned for their loose meat sandwiches and vaginal blood farting.

Commonly know as Essie-Jay

"Go scuff ya cunt. You silly tunnel cunted mole!!"

by 10" poles please steer clear October 30, 2004

Scruff

An act in which the KFL ( kids football league) messes you up. The hairy part of a woman’s foot.

I scruffed Isaac Inus’s ass up.

by Jemericoi Sepe February 19, 2022

scuff

another word for female private parts

She has a dirty scuff.

by mko87 January 5, 2006

schluff

verb. to get rid of something undesirable (e.g. a task or object) by placing the responsibility or burden on someone else, usually a tool or a sucker, especially through trickery or manipulation, resulting in lulz. similar to "pawn off," but more casual and fun.

"dude, weren't you carrying the camping tent?"
"nah, i told nate i had to go take a leak and schluffed that heavy fucker off onto him."

or

"why am i the god damn designated driver tonight?? i need to find a way to schluff this shite off onto someone..."

or

"dude, where's your girlfriend?"
"i got sick of her naggin at me all the time, so i schluffed her off onto some grungy hobo at the gas station"
"nice"

by phallustexas June 13, 2009

schluffer

a lazy, unmotivated person.
Someone who takes the easy way out of everything.
a pointless, directionless, good for nothing.

Anna skipped out on biking again today. What a schluffer.

by Mike Early May 19, 2006

Schnuffendoodles

when all words seem to fail, this is the ultimate answer to everything

2(x-4y+z)-30456=schnuffendoodles

by B-Nobez June 14, 2007