Mrs. Schmuck

Has the big gay. Old hag bitch. Straight Up Cunt (SUC)

Mrs. Schmuck is a Mrs Schmuck

by JazzLover69 September 5, 2018

Schlicky

Adj.: When your balls stick to your thighs. This is normally very irritating for men.

I really wish i could stand up, that way I won't feel schlicky anymore.

by Jamie Moyer June 25, 2010

schmuckle

n. Male semen, often used when discussing ejaculation.
v. To ejaculate.

Dude, i think i just schmuckled all over my baby blanket!

by kdawg September 27, 2003

schmuck insurance

A contract clause inserted to prevent looking like an idiot

I know it's unlikely, but we need it for schmuck insurance.

by Delta Sailor November 16, 2016

Schlucke

Phone masturbation. As in, the act of sending a text message to one's own phone. Yes, it is possible.

Child: Hey Mom, I just sent a text to my own phone and it worked! I schluckeed!
Mother: Shut up.

by BAHD April 17, 2007

schuck a duck

Plainly put, a woman with big ass dick sucking lips that she puts to good use.

Man, that Renee is a real schuck a duck!

by aurora83 January 17, 2009

Schmuck-Dyke

adjective-Someone being oblivious to the obvious.

No you Schmuck-Dyke, you cannot have relations with my girlfriend.

by CreatorOFschmuckDyke November 25, 2010