Schlitz Schlong

Fungus that develops on the penis after having deviant anal intercourse with a partner who has contracted Sarnac. Often the penis will become rotten and ooze puss. May lead to Benoit

"I shouldn't have had butt sex with that whore because her Sarnac gave me Schlitz Schlong."

by Goob, Cole, & Galoot August 4, 2007

Schlong

A long penis

I have a schlong

by Jesse Denning October 15, 2003

donkey schlong

When a donkey comes up behind you and buttrapes you until he fills your rectum with his donkey semen while braying in your ear like some autistic child having a seizure. Causes immense pain (or satisfaction, if you for some reason you enjoy having your buttcheeks torn by a wild animal.)

Bob: Hey man, ready to get donkey schlonged by this math test?
Joe: Yeah dude, Mr. Rogers is gonna rape us so hard.

by 0929 August 21, 2016

Schlong

a long penis. The male equivalent of big tits.

yo girl check out mah long schlong

by XSGame September 22, 2005

schlong

it is possible that "schlong" has derived from the german word "Schlange" (meaning "snake"). Though that word is not pronounced like "shlong", it sounds more like "shlung-eh" or "shlahng-eh". So there has to be a link in between the german and the english - i thinks its a yiddish word, "schlong", still meaning "snake".

Schlong-along, my sweet valentine!
(a person is to told to be more qick like a snake)

by m.aeder December 28, 2005

Schlong

A penis which is a fairly good length. As opposed to a schlort, or a schledium.

Stop fiddling with your schlong Amir, put it back in ur pants.

by Lev Cooper April 5, 2005

schlonger bonger

Someone’s schlong which is that long to the point where they accidentally bong their schlong into others.

Bob: Harry is a schlonger bonger, he hit me 10 times yesterday.

by Toastor January 5, 2021