Schlong Donger

A term used to refer to an unusually large penis, typically large in both length and girth.

More specifically, the term is best used when describing a schlong so massive that it can swing side to side like a pendulum.

1: Hey I hear that guy has the biggest dick in town.

2: Oh yeah no doubt, I've heard he's got a schlong donger down there.

by BroBuster June 14, 2021

Sgt. Schlong

Created by the person who loves penis the most, Robin Evans, it is someone who loves Penis in a heterosexual way more than most, it’s appreciation at its finest.

He is so obsessed with penis, a total Sgt. Schlong.

by MisterMadly July 22, 2018

schlong master

an ancient being whos legend is spread around the world he is mainly popular in the regions of mexico where the legend is told of the sex hero diago

in germany, schlong master is the one who comes at easter
oi! i got a schlong master egg!!!!!

by jashawn May 2, 2008

schlong dancer

Chick that likes to do the horizontal bop, the tube snake boogie, lap dance and wieny goggle.

Yo that schlong dancer has got a tight little unit, watch her shake her money maker baby.

by Macdaddy1 August 15, 2006

schlong cheddar

smegma, or "dick cheese"

Man, that guy is ripe. I can smell his schlong cheddar all the way over here.

by mattykay August 20, 2009

Schlong Slayer

A man who's sex is considered great, also has a penis on the larger scale as opposed to a smaller one.

-Am i a Schlong Slayer?
- A who??
- Do i have good dick? Is my sex good?
- Oh yes you are a Schlong Slayer!!

by DosVons May 8, 2010

Schrodinger's Schlong

Your penis length is whatever you want it to be until you measure it.

Thanks to Schrodinger's Schlong, Johnny's penis was a solid 11 inches.

by Billy November 1, 2019