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salmon the breeze 

derogatory term that refers to the smell of a person usually a women with poor feminine hygiene. For men you might use "Assed the Air up".
"I was on the bus and this booty beast salmon the breeze"
salmon the breeze by skroadie June 14, 2008

Salmon Killer 

1. An electricity waster. Especially in regions run on hydro-electric generation.
2. General Term for an environmentally apathetic jerk.

"Turn the light in your room off salmon killer!"
Salmon Killer by Steve H. Perry February 27, 2009

Salmon Can 

A penis, that is wider then it is shorter. This is a term used when around a group of people, and you don't want them to know you hooked up with someone that wrecked your pussbox. Instead of saying Chode, you say Salmon Can
Whore 1 - Damn, that nigga had a chode last night, total...
Whore 2 - Jessi there are people around!
Whore 1 - My bad, that nigga had a salmon can in his fridge last night, wrecked my pussbox completely.
Salmon Can by ObeyYourHeart February 3, 2010

Salmon Licker

Lesbian, gay or bisexual female. A woman who enjoys the delights of giving oral pleasure with the tongue.
1. "You guys are wasting your time, she's a real salmon licker."
2. Man1: "How did the first date go last night, did you get laid?"
Man2: "Fucking waste of time, the bitch must be a Salmon Licker"
Salmon Licker by Sebonis February 24, 2010

Salmon stripes

Where stretch marks on a girls thighs or butt resemble the alternating pink and white stripes of salmon sushi.
That girl has some serious salmon stripes!
Salmon stripes by Gopher smoker October 14, 2011

Salmon-Beard-Santa

A negative state of mind best illustrated by the character of Winthorpe in the film 'Trading Places' when he gatecrashes the Duke and Duke Xmas party dressed as Santa, before drunkenly trying to eat a stolen salmon along with half his Santa beard on the bus.
Come along Dearest Sebastian, no more Mojitos for you. You know how you get all 'Salmon-beard-Santa' after too many cocktails.
Salmon-Beard-Santa by thehighyeast September 30, 2012