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1: to yonk

2: to acquire

3: to post up
gheez me lu henry vape
gheez by bigmanIQ July 26, 2023
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gheez • gheezerism • Gheezing • gheezy • aww gheez • Geezer • Geez • geeze • geeza • geezy

aww gheez 

A word that can be used at any time to fit into any situation
the ravens lost gary baxter to the browns...

Aww Gheez!!
aww gheez by Nizzle March 8, 2005

geezin it up 

When a young person retires to bed before an age-appropriate time, like an old geezer. Also spelled geezin’ it up. Pronounced with a hard ‘g’ as in ‘gas’.
“Did you make it to midnight on New Years Eve?”
“No, man, my girlfriend and I were geezin it up”.
geezin it up by cmcdoozle January 13, 2018

Sheez and Geez 

Why don't we try anal, just for sheez and geez?
Nah, let's just throw rocks onto the highway, just for sheez and geez!

Lawd Geeziz 

A heartfelt verbal ejaculation when you want to simultaneously praise people, events, things, or situations yet not be blasphemous.

Often used is a questionable context where the use of purely religious praise could be unwarranted.
My wife’s twin sister just broke me of AND MY WIFE WAS DOWN! LAWD GEEZIZ!!!!!!!

Lawd Geeziz 

A heartfelt verbal ejaculation when you want to simultaneously praise people, events, things, or situations yet not be blasphemous.

Often used is a questionable context where the use of purely religious praise could be unwarranted.
My wife’s twin sister just broke me of AND MY WIFE WAS DOWN! LAWD GEEZIZ!!!!!!!
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briefcake 

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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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