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San Francisco 49ers 

The 49ers were established in 1950 as the Bay Area's NFL franchise, but struggled for their 1st 20 years of existance, with just 1 playoff berth. The team had a few good runs with 3 playoff berths in the early 1970s, but did not become the outstanding franchise that fans remember until the early 1980s. In 1981, with Joe Montana in his first year at starting quarterback and receiver Dwight Clark having an amazing year that would culminate in a game winning catch in the AFC title game, the 49ers made the playoffs and their 1st Super Bowl. The Niners win Super Bowl XVI in a 4th quarter comeback against the Bengals. After a poor season the next year, San Francisco went on a streak of 8 straight playoff berths from 1983-90. During that time, the team's powerful offense, now with excellent receiver Jerry Rice, won 3 more Super Bowls. They dominated the Dolphins to win Super Bowl XIX in 1984 and then won back to back crowns in 1988 and 1989, in what were 2 totally different championship games. The Super Bowl XXIII win was in a thriller against the Bengals, while the Super Bowl XXIV title was an easy victory. After just missing the playoffs in 1991, they went on another postseason streak from 1992-98. Now with Steve Young under center, they won their 5th Super Bowl in 1994, a blowout to take SB XXIX. The team was dismantled after 1998, but with a new cast, they returned to dominance a few years later, with playoff berths in 2001 and 2002. However, since then, the team has been struggling and were the league's second worst team in 2005.
"And Joe Montana does it for a second time! He pulls off a fourth quarter rally that brings a championship to the 49ers! The Cincinatti Bengals go down again, as the San Francisco 49ers win their fourth title."
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San Diego Chargers 

To choke in the playoffs after having a successful NFL season.

Usually eliminated in the first round. will make it to the second round if lucky...
charger fan: the san diego chargers are going to go all the way. we're unstoppable, and we have the best record in the league.

nfl fan: we'll see...just wait till the playoffs start. don't get too cocky...

(playoffs)

charger fan: damn, the chargers lost. oh well, just wait until next season. we're going all the way and win our first super bowl!

nfl fan: ...........ok... whatever you say...
San Diego Chargers by nflfan743 November 20, 2009

San Bernarshithole 

Slang term for the city of San Bernardino Ca.
I'm so glad I no longer live in San Bernarshithole.
A hybrid human; The result of sex between a Scottish and an Asian. Offspring has semi-Asian eyes, freckles, brown/red hair and has a natural tan/orange looking color.
G1: What is that? ,

G2: I can't tell, the eyes say asian, but the freckles and hair say scottish,

G3: You dumb asses, that's a San Hoi!
San Hoi by newordefiner September 30, 2010

San Andreas 

Great game that, as of July 14, 2005, Hillary Clinton is trying to get a ESRB rating boost from M to AO (adults only for all of you people out their with lives). This means that you can't buy or rent this game ANYWHERE except on the internet for a good $150. We need to stop this, and fast.
HILLARY CLINTON IS A ROUND FEMI-NAZI BITCH HARPIE WHO WANTS TO DESTROY ALL THAT IS GOOD IN THE WORLD
San Andreas by Redwhitencrue25 July 30, 2008

San Francisco Blackjack 

A dealt two-card blackjack hand consisting of two queens.
After the dealer told me that my hand of two queens was a San Francisco blackjack, I asked him if a King and a Queen was a normal blackjack, and of course he said "No"