Return To Spender

Da way you should mark an envelope containing an astronomical department-store/online-merchant invoice dat someone who had "gone wild with his credit card" has sent to you and blubberingly asked if you would pay off his bill for him. Hey --- we are all responsible for our actions, so unless there was actually a prior agreement, it's not up to someone else to "bail you out" if you are not wise/thrifty with your purchasing!

I always try to be very frugal and carefully calculate how much I am paying for an actual/virtual cart of merchandise, so that hopefully I can avoid having any "Return To Spender" letters' winding up in my mailbox!

by QuacksO September 22, 2020

Purse of no return

The tendency for any object in a woman's purse (keys, for instance) to take about five minutes for her to locate when she needs them.

Kelly: Hurry up! We're going to be late!
Naomi: (digging in her purse) I just need to find my keys! They're somewhere in my Purse of No Return!

by Midnight Noon July 12, 2012

Return Investment

Buying an item with the intention of using it briefly, then returning it.

The game is going to be so much better with this awesome sound system. I have to return it tomorrow, though, because I paid for it with rent money. It is just a return investment.

by kittykittyboomboom April 6, 2012

Gaza march of return

100+ protesters shot by Israeli snipers including 30+ children.

Hym "You didn't care when it was Israel committing war crimes and shooting protesters in the gaza march of return. But now that rape is involved it doesn't matter in what way they've been brutalized or oppressed. We're just going to pretend it's not retaliatory and we're going to pretend no one could have possibly seen it coming and then do what the lefists do and cry racism."

by Hym Iam October 17, 2023

the point of no return

whenever there's "the point of no return" there is no chance and there is no turning back from a decision you are going to make

person 1: i'm gonna drink 9 bottles of beer

person 2: do that shit and you'll go to the point of no return

by rk092 January 25, 2024

Return of Zod

LET'S GO! GREATEST DCEU VILLAIN!!!!

Hym "YOOOO! RETURN OF ZOD! LET'S GO!!"

by Hym Iam April 27, 2023

Return 0

what to call the event when you bust during school but for no reason, it is unexplainable how this happens.

Person 1: did you hear that Bashir pulled a return 0?
Person 2: yeah it was crazy his pants were soaking!

by sprism September 19, 2023