pooties

when one has a continous amount of farts within a short amount of time

guy one: "man, i really have the pooties right now"
guy two: "yeah, with you farting alot in such a short amount of time, it sure does smell bad"

by artie simmons June 15, 2003

pioting

A combination of the words "piloting" and "rioting." The causing of general bedlam and destruction by groups of operators of aircraft, acting en masse either in concert or in random synergy, flying their machines low and/or taxiing them fast through crowds of people and/or city streets, not necessarily for any constructive reason.

If the next POTUS is a piot, as is likely to be, al-Qaida's next crop of US aviation school graduates is likely to all rent small planes on the same day and go pioting in Times Square on New Year's Eve - unless they are deterred by realizing that others could do the same thing, on any day, in Mecca.

by bushileeger911 September 19, 2007

potina

a female that smuggles pot through her vagina.

"My potina is ready to unleash itself!"

by McDaddy Kulkin July 5, 2009

Pootis

(Pootis ~noun, Phu-tos) The meaning of life.

Pootis

by MineBro56 August 14, 2017

Pootis

the meaning of life

Pootis

by wowsuchmkothere April 20, 2018

pootie tang

A slang term for vagina derived from the Latin root word poot, which means vagina, and tan, which means tight. Thus inferring that pootie tang means tight vagina.

Also called, vagina, puusy, pussy willow, wild forest, home of the Clit, Tamer of the G-spot, the "trick" in "whoop dat trick", tight 'n firm, pinky, cunt, hair pie, tuna taco, poonani, vertical smile, beaver, va jay jay, whisker biscuit, bearded clam, slice of heaven, love button, meat tamer, loose meat sandwich, poonany, down there, La La, vaj, and roast beef curtains.

Johnathan said to his friend Mike, "Damn, mike, look at that chick's pootie tang. I'd hit that anyday."

by Goldee December 30, 2008

pootie

a term of endearment often used for a boyfriend

Pootie! I love you!

by pealy healy January 22, 2011