Uninstall Protogen Day

On March 28th, you're aloud to unistall system32 on any protogen and they CANNOT do anything about it.

Oh hey, it's Uninstall Protogen Day! Time to go ruin someone's toaster!

by Talan122 November 23, 2021

protosmasher

Protosmasher is an exploit for the game ROBLOX and has become widely popular for its massive capabilities of injection and cheating in ROBLOX, however recently the update times to keep the exploit usable have been lacking and users have become unhappy. Slappy (the creator), however, is making a patch to make the update times much faster than it would usually take to update.

Bill: "Yo, protosmasher just got updated with a cool patch adding bypasses for a new check!"
Tim: "Yeah but synapse still updates faster"
Bill: "But proto has better features?"

by Pyrolax May 10, 2018

Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

Actually written before the Revolution, by the Okhrana or secret police of the old Tsarist regime, round about the year 1900. Popularised by the later Communist leadership, the Nazis and others. Up there with the environmentalist "Chief Seattle" speech, the volley of excuses for the 2003 war in Iraq, Piltdown Man and the Donation of Constantine as one of the great fakes of history.

If you are suffering from insomnia, might I recommend you read this copy of the Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion?

by Fearman July 14, 2007

Prototrash

Something that you don't want to throw out yet, but you know you'll throw out eventually - for example, unread mail, not-quite-empty food containers, etm.

Alternative form: protogarbage

Warning: Today's prototrash is next month's paleotrash!

Can I throw out this stack of mail?

Not yet - it's not stuff I want to keep, but until I go through it it's still prototrash.

by Nerdlebub February 19, 2011

Protomong

One who is beyond stupid, beyond retarded and beyond help.

Really, Mr Darcy', cried Elizabeth with exasperation 'You puzzle me exceedingly. Now wipe that dribble off your chin and the spunk off your pants you fucking protomong

by Spunky McPunk July 8, 2011

protote

professional tote bag

leather carrying bag, male purse : "Now that I've been promoted, I'll need a bigger protote."

by R.E.A.D. October 21, 2011

Protoesal

The act of a marriage proposal performed using one's own feet.

Damn homie, can you believe Joshua just gave Jessica the old fashioned protoesal?

Holy ****! That ****'* crazy, *****. I can't believe he went to Jared!

by joshuadavis May 18, 2014