Postpone Malone

When you need to postpone your plans because you’re simply falling apart.

Karen: “hey Susan I’m going to have to Postpone Malone our lunch date”

Susan: “omg Karen what happened are you ok?”

Karen: “No, I accidentally updated to the new Snapchat update and I can’t handle it. I’m falling apart”

Susan: “wow I completely understand. I’m so sorry. Feel better.”

by EllaElla May 5, 2018

pittsburgh pothole

The act of ejaculating into your own, or anothers beellybutton.

guy 1:When i jacked off today i totally pittsburgh potholed myself.

guy 2: STFU you nasty peice of shit!

by basketballp1mp May 31, 2010

postmodern

Postmodern is a term that therefore refers to violations of whatever laws or theories or traditions or established thoughts even before they were created. Postmodern is whatever you want the truths to be. They will always be true to you anyways. So what? Who cares! This is deviance.

Postmodern mind-buggler: You are a stranger. Are you a part of the society of not?

by mhattsh September 7, 2007

postholiday waistline shopping period

(Noun) The six day period from December 26th-December 31st during which people buy large amounts of Slimfast, weight loss supplements, detox kits and protein bars.

During the postholiday waistline shopping period, stores like GNC and Whole Foods see a jump in their sales while consumers try to shed their holiday pounds.

by Crackberry:) December 29, 2009

postoff

A challenge between two individuals to see who can post more times an third party Facebook wall.

"Has anybody seen Archie? I heard he's in the middle of a postoff"

"Doctor, what happened to my little Binktosh?" "Sorry, maam, but we did what we could, but the post off was too intense."

by The third vertex May 28, 2007

postporne

to postpone something in favor of viewing porn

I'm going to have to postporne lunch - please cum back to my office in 5.

by inlineofire March 11, 2016

Pasthole

Someone who constantly lives in the past to the point it seems as if they are incapable of having a conversation without invoking it.

Every time I talk to Joshua, he always brings up going on a trip to Alladin's Castle with John's mom when he was 8 years old. Also how much he loved the shredded lettuce from, the now defunct, Taco Viva. Joshua is such a pasthole.

by brentchie July 2, 2016