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Life Partner

A person you love who feels the same towards you. You both are comfortable with each other and share a bond that not even you could break if you wanted to. No matter what happens you will always be connected someway, somehow. You don’t have to be in a romantic relationship with a person to be a life partner, sometimes you just are what you are.
Probably the best example of life partners:

Literally Naruto and Sasuke (sasunaru). They are neither romantically in love nor are they platonically in love. They just are
by MemoryFam September 3, 2022
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Paperweight partner

A person that you are in a relationship with that doesn't actually do what a romantic relationship entails. They don't care for you emotionally, unironically using the term "emotional labor" as a turn-off. They neither cook nor clean. They may offer sex and they may look pretty for you, but that's it. This isn't love.

Hence the word "paperweight," a pretty thing that is actually useless.
Cardi B: "I don't cook, I don't clean, but let me tell you how I got this ring!"
Me: "Isn't this just glorifying being a paperweight partner?"
by Pylot November 22, 2022
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system partner

A system partner is when someone dates a system and all of that systems alters don't date anyone except that person. Other systems can be system partners but singlets can also be system partners
"___ is my system partner, not all of us date them but we wouldn't date anyone except them"
"Cool but please let me out of your basement"
by anonymous November 26, 2022
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Kintsugi Partner

Someone that dates with the specific intent of leaving someone in a position better than when they first began dating.
"Rachel is so weird, she only dates guys to get them to quit drinking and find better jobs then leaves them when they're stable. She's such a kintsugi partner."
by FrogEnjoyer April 11, 2023
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Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time

Babies and middle aged plumbers adventure to take on aliens from the past. That’s literally it. Great game btw.
Heyo dude, play Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time, it has L33T hammer Bros.
by AidanTheMeme June 3, 2021
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APPRECIATE YOUR PARTNER DAY

appreciate your partner day is where you appreciate your partner and praise them and this is everyday.
“hey guess what?”

“what?”
“its a appreciate your partner day!”
“oh really?”

“yes, now face down ass up
by redmylo April 19, 2022
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Hetero life partners

Hetero life partners are those dudes in history who should be together, but because people can't handle gay romances that's not allowed
Person 1: Those two are such hetero life partners
Person 2: I know right
by Damien T. May 30, 2022
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