Peacock Anus

A garbage bin for shitty jokes

impeachTrump: *Makes shitty statement*
User: I respect your opinion as a fellow human, but I would love to suggest that you shove your shitty opinion down a peacock anus

by Nyaakuza June 27, 2019

Peacocking

Dressing to get it on!!!

She was peacocking it on the dance floor!

by Peacocking November 16, 2019

Sea peacock

An overly stylized boat or watercraft.

I was docked next to a sea peacock, it was the coolest boat I have ever seen.

by Airport Chariot Limo February 27, 2019

Reverse Peacocking

Rather than flaunting your resources or assets, you work to conceal them in order to attract a mate who has lower expectations.

If Aladdin was peacocking, then Princess Jasmine was Reverse Peacocking at the top of the film.

by Sockrates Rex May 11, 2019

Reverse Peacocking

Rather than flaunting your resources or assets, you work to conceal them in order to attract a mate who has lower expectations.

If Aladdin was peacocking, then Princess Jasmine was Reverse Peacocking at the top of the film.

by Sockrates Rex May 11, 2019

Jan Peacock

Jan Peacock is an elderly woman who bullies people on twitter, from her tablet, in the nursing home. She is on everyone’s shit list.

Guy 1: Did you see that grandma bullying people on twitter?

Guy 2: No, show me.

Guy 1: *Shows guy 2 elderly woman’s tweet*

Guy 2: Fuck, someone call the nursing home and tell them to take Jan Peacocks tablet away.

by dingdonguropinioniswrong October 6, 2019

PeaCocks

These are mostly men that come from wealthy families for the most part. These men have to have the best of everything in order to feel more like a man. They like to show off with shiny things and lots of stickers all over their trucks and cars to show how different and important they are much like a peacock. They're usually making up for something they are lacking hence, peacock.

"That peacocks trailer hitch is still Chrome. I can't believe that rich boy would actually spend money on a hitch he doesn't use."
Do you see that peacock over there with the fancy truck with all the stickers all over it? Yeah, that peacock is waiting for his parents to pass away so he can sell their house and get the inheritance just so we can blow it on expensive peacock things.

by JiggsyKing August 6, 2019