parsonsed

The act of defacating on someone's face, then giving them a swirlie.

"Did you hear that Sean got parsonsed the other day?"

by The Chris April 22, 2005

Parson Brown

Taking a big dump in the forest!

Camper: Oh fuck, I need to drop a Parson Brown!

Other camper: Get the fuck out of here. Do that shit at the other site.

I need to take a Parson Brown!

by D Boy89 February 18, 2022

Beggum Pardon

Something you say when you don't hear what someone said. Or when in disbelief of what you've just heard.

Go get my shoes. Beggum Pardon? You heard me, go get my shoes.

by Garrett March 26, 2003

Blanket Pardon

A pass to do anything as long as it's "under the blanket" (no holds barred). Could start off as just snuggling, but end up in explicit activity (i.e Netflix n Chill).

Him: Is it possible to get a blanket pardon on the first date?
Her : Depends on how much you spend on dinner...

by AuWhiNker April 8, 2021

pargence

Someone who is dumbfounded and stupid in many aspects, while remaining intelligent in other areas.

Look at that... He's peeing in the middle of the street on Sunday afternoon. Is he dumb? No.. he got a 90 percent average in school. He's just showing signs of pargence.

by Lars Olson March 18, 2008

Pardon Your Swagg

Be Easy Wit Your's.. Don't Jump Outta face.. Dont Act As If It Is When It Aint

Damn Son I Cant Believe Oh Boy Did That.. Was U There To See What Happen " Pardon Your Swagg " Dont Say What You Dont Know

by DNYcE718 September 24, 2009

Paronknight

This is a man that has been caught up by Paronism but refuses to live the life of Paronomics. So since it's cheaper to keep her. He lives a Knights life. He is ready to fight at any time and knows he could lose all he loves at any moment. The only thing that can create a Paronknight is having a child together. If not he would leave immediately.

I have to live the life of a Paronknight so I don't lose my kids, house, boat, and pay child support the rest of my life so she can live like a queen and not work between having my money and welfare.

by jeffrodgers007 October 5, 2016