by mrdweeb October 17, 2011
Get the Offendertained mug.A phrase used when the opposite meaning of "no offense" is desired. Often used in conjunction when making a point.
Lady: "This twelve-year-old just called me 'kitty'. I'm not sure if I should be flattered :P"
Lady's Friend: "Sounds like he is some sort of reverse pedophile. Offense on purpose."
Lady's Friend: "Sounds like he is some sort of reverse pedophile. Offense on purpose."
by willbchou January 2, 2012
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1. When something is or will inevitably be considered offensive to feminist ideals, regardless of merit.
"Don't tell Mary about that sex scene where the man was on top the whole time. She'll think it's offemsive."
by oberservergal June 4, 2014
Get the Offemsive mug.Noun. A person who makes a great display, either physical or verbal, of constantly being offended by very small things. Normally found in an urban area of the United States. Common offendopotamus behavior includes complaining about the temperature of their 4 dollar ethically sourced coffee, the quality of their 90 dollar steak, or how every Halloween costume is somehow racist, sexist, ableist, deist, etc.
I'm trying to get through the line at the coffee shop and this offendopotamus keeps holding up the line by demanding that the soy milk be heated to 160 degrees before it is put into her latte.
by CPT Ron November 3, 2017
Get the Offendopotamus mug.A Mechanic was building a set of Exhaust Headers and he had to offer up to the Engine a couple of times to make it fit.
While cutting a Rafter for a Roof a Carpenter had to offer it up a few times to make it fit correctly.
While cutting a Rafter for a Roof a Carpenter had to offer it up a few times to make it fit correctly.
by G666 August 9, 2018
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Get the Offened mug.A group of zombie like beings that are triggered by the most inoffensive of things. An Offendazoid will find a way to be offended in everything, no matter how innocent a thing may be. They are perpetually offended. They hunt down offence where none exists. An offendazoid is miserable unless they find something to be offended by.
The offendazoids wailed in horror and screamed racism when they were informed that the soot on Julie Andrews face in Mary Poppins was actually blackface.
by Hamish Koalaski February 3, 2019
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