Nobese

Verb/Adjective {N'oh'bees}
A person who keeps thinking they're fat and overweight when they actually are not. Form of anorexia but more socially acceptable. Useful to say to someone who keeps thinking they've put on weight and you want to say that they haven't in a way that sounds like you've insulted them.

Am I fat or am I just being nobese

by Lord.G-hart June 1, 2011

Nobel Pieces Prize

The Nobel Pieces Prize is the opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize. The Nobel Peace Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congress.

To the contrary, The Nobel Pieces Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for turning nation against nation, for the abolition or reduction of human and animal life as well as the infrastructure that once supported said life, for increasing standing armies and the weaponry that they use to blow everything to pieces and for the holding and promotion of war congress.

Dude 1: “Obama is so awesome. He’s totally proven that he deserves that Nobel Peace Prize that was awarded to him. He really wants to help people in the Middle East.”

Dude 2: “Really? If by 'help' you mean blowing Middle Eastern people to bits with an ongoing illegal US drone campaign. Then oh yeah! Jeez man. The only prize Obama has proven that he deserve the Nobel Pieces Prize.”

by m_piet July 23, 2013

nooberina

A noobier noob. Someone who has absolutely no experience in the subject or task at hand

That nooberina doesn't even know what Minecraft is!

by Don't Wanna Make It February 18, 2015

Nobel gesture

n. A refusal of a major cash prize or honour because of the horribly tainted origin of the award money.

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I hear Bob Dylan is going to refuse the Nobel Prize because Alfred Nobel made his fortune manufacturing high explosives.

Excellent. He is to be congratulated for making a Nobel gesture

by gnostic3 November 3, 2016

Nutober

A challenge where in October you have to get pinched in the nuts each day till the month is over

Oh I can't wait to meet Mark tomorrow!
Why is that?
Because he's doing Nutober

by Trulstei November 13, 2016

Nobelus The III

A top gamer, mainly known from the game League of Legends.
All the girls want to get in his pants. *wink* Lalna
Married and Loyal to Luke

Would ban Nobelus The III

by Nobelus December 22, 2016

Nooben Booben

A term used to describe girls with cup sizes of B or smaller

That girl with a cups is nooben booben.

by ledlebrgr October 5, 2017