nerd flirt

Where two nerds are flirting through talking about nerd stuff.
The most common method of nerd flirting is through having a debate about something nerdy.

Ha! Ha! Annie totally engaging in nerd flirt with that guy over there.

by Anna Lisa August 17, 2007

nerd virus

The second most deadly virus known. Very contagious. Transfered through air, water, food and contact. Transfer via sexual relations is unknown, due to lack of field data (please contact Nerd-Quarters Worldwide if you have such data).
Side effects include: other individuals not understanding your conversation, inexplicable increases/decreases in IQ level, failing eyesight, intense urges for cheetos, calcium loss in bones, sudden loss of interest in sexual relations, mario theme appreciation, nosebleeds, sudden death by bludgeoning, sword, or computer case shock.

Bob: "uh oh. looks like poor Billy has caught the nerd virus"
John: "Tch Tch, well looks like there is no other way. Take him out back and put him down Bob. Here use my sword."

by John Connor 2006 February 3, 2006

NerdCubed

Nerdcubed" aka Daniel Hardcastle is a British youtuber known for his witty humor and his rapid editing style. . He enjoys violence and silliness, and gets very distracted during videos. He considers himself to be OCD. He has 1,663,056 subscribers, and currently has 8 running series and 3 discontinued series. His running series are as follows: Permadeath, where he takes a game and tries to survive with one life, Nerd3 101, where Dan records a small clip of a game, describes it, and uploads it, NerdCubed the Alpha Detective, where he finds a game in Alpha Stage and reviews it, Father and Son Days, where he and his Father, Steve Hardcastle, play a video game together, NerdCubed Extra, which is only occasional, NerdCubed Challenges, where he takes a challenge from fans, usually from Reddit, and tries to complete it, and Little and Cubed, where he and Martyn Littlewood play a game together (Used to be called Little Vs. Cubed). His discontinued series are: NerdCubed Completes, where he completes a game his fans choose, Three Free Games Friday, where he finds three free games he finds fun and reviews them, and finally NerdCubed's Buildy Thingy, where he builds something in Minecraft. Dan's Signature line is "Because Science" which he yells at odd times.

NerdCubed
"Because Science!"
"I trust Emma Blackery about as far as I can throw her, so about Ten Stories"
"Free Dead Guy!"
Hello Procrastinators
The theme is white people good brown people bad REALISM
The irony is so large I could cut it with this invisible knife
OH MY GOD JEFF CAN ACTUALLY FLY
BRAAAD
Crap on a cracker
In the immortal words of William Shakespeare ... bullocks
I didn't make him dead I found him dead
You bastard cheating bastard on bastard toast bastard cheating bastard bastard with bastard filling and bastard-ness you utter utter utter complete and utter bastard!
Oh arse biscuits
Dodge that guy Drop that mine Get down tonight
Here in my guards I feel safest of all I can lock all my helmets cuz the only way in is in guards.

All you need is love *trumpets* And a machine gun *trumpets* And some other stuff I said in the last verse

As thin as day and fat as night No cake shall escape my sight For those who watches Weight Watchers might Beware my spandex FOR IT IS TO TIGHT

Stealth behind the luggage. I am now invisible. You cant see me

That's it LUGGAGE TO YOUR FACE!

Alright I'm getting in My briefcase doesn't fit with me No briefcase Oh my god that’s killing me No NOOOO Fuck briefcase Stupid fucking briefcase killed me ... fuck you briefcase!

Yeah I'm standing on his head. What’s it to you? ... I fell off

I'm gonna boop a happy face into the wall to cheer myself up

by AirForceGaming May 6, 2014

nerd

Guys who'll be running the country in the future.

Nerds are stronger than all others because after years of ridicule, they still come on top.

by bigtones October 15, 2006

Word Nerd

An avid David Cook fan. The term was taken from one of Cook's interviews where he admitted that he was a "Word Nerd" who constantly did crossword puzzles and loved vocabulary.

Amanda is such a Word Nerd. She votes for David Cook two hours every Tuesday night on Idol!

by dcwordnerd May 3, 2008

nerd hag

An alleged female on the internet who intentionally posts pictures of her scantily clad self, types sexual innuendo on message boards, and otherwise openly flaunts the fact that yes, she is a female, on the internet. All this is done to gain popularity on forums and to attract attention.

The nerd hag often uses more than her fair share of smiley faces.

Also see: Attention Whore

They are sirens of the intarwebs, tie yourself to the mast.

In the middle of a discussion:

Forumer: As I was saying, blah blah blah you've contradicted yourself

Nerd Hag: :)1 sec my bra came loose brb :) *blushes*

by Hodie123 January 6, 2007

nerdbait

v. To make a false reference in a nerd context, with the expectation that nerds will object to the error and discuss ad infinitum. A specific form of pulling someone's chain.

n. False information purposely told, to cause nerds to react and correct.

1) Did you hear about Colbert's mistake? He claimed Angband was Morgoth's first fortress.
Dude, he was nerdbaiting.

2) That guy's too young to have played Zork at Stanford. He'd be in his forties. Zork was done by the mid-eighties.
I think the writers are seeing how many people they can nerdbait.

by JC Costello October 18, 2007