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Squished Mitten

Rob was making out with Vicky, he pulled down her panties to reveil her squished mitten.
by Jo Williams December 19, 2008
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mutton chops

sideburn-moustache combination which can be found on such awsome musicians as Ian Fraser "Lemmy" Kilmister.
dude 1: wow, u seen that guys facial hair?
dude 2: yeah! he has kick ass mutton chops!
by chinbeard September 4, 2010
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mutton muncher

Guy or Gal who enjoys giving oral sex to an older female receipiant.
Joan Rivers has had a few mutton munchers in her time.
by granddaddydon January 31, 2008
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kitten mittens

What kittens love to wear when it's cold. From the latin phrase kittano mittono.
Mr Boots the kittycat wears his kitten kittens when it's cold.
by l0rd_hex January 11, 2004
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mittens

To place one hand in a woman’s vagina and the other hand in another woman’s vagina.
You dirty kittens, lay down for your mittens.
by cache December 4, 2003
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squish mitten

i slapped her squish mitten with my pork sword
by bbc123456 April 3, 2009
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fart in a mitten

The act of moving around or being moved around while in a confined space.

Originally used by my father in 1985 to describe how I would bounce around in the car.
Since used to describe swimmers on a bus. My son while in bed.
My son is bouncing around like a fart in a mitten.
Why can you not sit still, you are moving around like a fart in a mitten!
by BigHungryBill November 27, 2016
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