Squished Mitten

A females genitals

Rob was making out with Vicky, he pulled down her panties to reveil her squished mitten.

by Jo Williams December 19, 2008

mutton chops

sideburn-moustache combination which can be found on such awsome musicians as Ian Fraser "Lemmy" Kilmister.

dude 1: wow, u seen that guys facial hair?
dude 2: yeah! he has kick ass mutton chops!

by chinbeard September 4, 2010

mutton muncher

Guy or Gal who enjoys giving oral sex to an older female receipiant.

Joan Rivers has had a few mutton munchers in her time.

by granddaddydon January 31, 2008

kitten mittens

What kittens love to wear when it's cold. From the latin phrase kittano mittono.

Mr Boots the kittycat wears his kitten kittens when it's cold.

by l0rd_hex January 11, 2004

mittens

To place one hand in a woman’s vagina and the other hand in another woman’s vagina.

You dirty kittens, lay down for your mittens.

by cache December 4, 2003

squish mitten

whisker biscuit

i slapped her squish mitten with my pork sword

by bbc123456 April 3, 2009

fart in a mitten

The act of moving around or being moved around while in a confined space.

Originally used by my father in 1985 to describe how I would bounce around in the car.
Since used to describe swimmers on a bus. My son while in bed.

My son is bouncing around like a fart in a mitten.
Why can you not sit still, you are moving around like a fart in a mitten!

by BigHungryBill November 27, 2016