Lincolns mistake

US President Abraham Lincoln is known to have freed the slaves.
Used for blacks

"it was Lincolns mistake that robbed my store".

by OneOfLincolnsMistakes November 30, 2010

twinke masta

an adjective used to describe anything rushed too quickly out of the womb or built in a fourth of half its recommended time

this treehouse is so twinke masta, the entire structure collapsed when i made a tiny nudge with my finger!

by twinke masta May 12, 2004

mastadon

A nickname describing a midget with an extremely large penis.

Girl 1: Hey you know peter?
Girl 2: Which one? The midget?
Girl 1: Yeah.
Girl 2: What about him?
Girl 1: He's a mastadon.
Girl 2: No Way!

by JannetTheBeast! May 30, 2008

the mastadon

dual fisting: a sexual move consisting of the insertion of one of the males fists into each of the females holes (anus and vagina)

jamaal: dude your hands smell like shit
guunter: yea man, its cause i pulled the mastadon on susie last night

by team mastadon January 8, 2005

Masta Blasta

adj; A term used to describe someone who's quite exceptional at whatever they do, regardless of what it is.

Yo! He's a Masta Blasta at Pacman! Look at him snag those little dots!

by Jin Saotome May 14, 2005

Achey Breaky Big Mistakey

A boof in serious need of pimpin', like a mullet.

Damn, someone needs to crimp my boof, it's an achey breaky big mistakey.

by Jimmy Wicked November 27, 2004

Tom "Grand Masta Flame" DeLonge

Guitarist/Singer of the band Blink 182. Tom is crazy in love with Mark Hoppus.

"Wow, did you hear Tom "Grand Masta Flame" Delonge talk about how great Mark is in bed at that concert?"

by Kristin March 21, 2005