couch monger

A person who refrains from leaving the couch at a party due to extreme inebriation and/or social awkwardness.

Friend #1: Wow, he is trashed.

Friend #2: Yeah, he's quite the couch monger.

by Noraa May 27, 2007

Mongeroo

A game for stoners derived from the children's toy game Buckaroo! The first person to pass out from smoking too much weed becomes the monger. Everyone else is then to proceed with stacking random things or items from around the room on the monger. The aim of the game is to get as many items on the monger before he/she wakes up. It is rare to beat the monger, however, it has been done.

Last night Matt passed out and we actually beat him at a game of mongeroo.

by Jaawan Jones December 15, 2009

cum monger

Someone who lives to suck men dry and lap up every last drop of cum and will never let any touch the floor

Nigga 1 " Damn nigga I was with dis skeez last night and she be a fiend for the jizz."

Nigga 2 "Damn nig how u got luck like dat my bitch be hatin it when i cum in her mouth."

Nigga 1 " Ya ma nig dat bitch be a cum monger."

by Hooligans CG November 13, 2015

Monzetsu

BME Pain Olympics and Goatse condensed into manga form. Note that this definition does not even come close to fully defining Monzetsu, but instead is meant to give the reader a vague idea of the concept.

Oh shit, Raikoh uploaded another Monzetsu...

by Jog On... February 20, 2009

power monger

Similiar to whoemonger, however, instead of an attraction to prostitues the word describes a person who enjoys being surrounded by power, attention and self-imposed importance. They always strive for more attention and influence.

Person A: I'm not really sure who I want to vote for. I think Hillary Clinton is qualified to be the President, but I just don't like her.

Person B: Yeah, maybe she is qualified but she's a certified power monger. Power mongers never win.

by AcademyKP03 June 24, 2010

vagina-faced pussy monger

the vagina faced pussy monger is a female cousin of the dick faced cockmaster. its mouth is used, not only to eat the gel like film created by the master (which leads to pregnancy), but also as a passage for the master to burrow into when stiff from excitement

that vagina-faced pussy monger was beautiful.

by eboyd32 June 26, 2007

Monzir

Monzir is the greatest alpha male you will ever meet. He is tall, sexy, and charismatic. Whenever he meets women they immediately will have the urge to fuck him. Monzir is a beast in bed and gets all that booty.

Liz: Have you seen Monzir today?
Elizabeth: Yeah, he made me so wet.

by Yeeeeetnation22222 June 7, 2018