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monoboobliosis

The chronic wearing of a sports bra instead of a regular bra. Mono boob is the non-chronic condition.
God Damn it! My Girlfriend wears a sports bra everyday. She is suffering from monoboobliosis!
by Tappytap December 8, 2013
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Mongkong Bangsaeng

A form of oriental foreplay in which a midget with bad taste in music drives past you in his car and you run your car into the back of his and scream "AND THEN!??!"
Woah guys sorry I'm late I was just out playing soccer and this faggot ran into me. Some sort of Mongkock bangsuck - or was it Mongkong Bangsaeng??
by MICKJAGGER March 11, 2014
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monogodrama

Drama amongst monogamous couples. Driven mainly by jealousy over the fear of infidelity. Monogodrama when seen in groups works as a plague. It typically involves a best friend(s) backing the supposed victim and friends of the perpetrator likewise supporting him/her. Sides are taken tears are shed. Often times this involves a girl in the corner balling her eyes out to her obese single girlfriend consoling her. In the morning when every one is sober the couple that invoked the drama are having makeup sex and the rest of the couples are still arguing over monogodrama in there own relationships. After the dust has settled all couples blame the single obese girl. Next weekend the same scenario will repeat with a few minor character changes.
"How was the party last night? Oh don't ask, me and Kristie got involved in Monogodrama because that slut Tristen is always flirting with Belinda's husband Gabe."

"Why are you looking at the waitresses ass, its because Im fat?
by Hotthumbs69 December 6, 2014
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Monobollocked

A person in possession of a singular testicle
GF: Hey Arabian goggle me
BF: I cant im monobollocked
by SeparateBark May 7, 2015
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Monocode

by AmberSoovani:) June 6, 2015
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Monopolist

Someone who is a polygamist but wants everyone with him to stay monogamist.

Someone who is selfish and wants to fuck lots of women but doesn't want to share his women with others.

Essentially a MonoPoly.
Hey Michael, are you mono or poly?

Neither, I'm a monopolist.
by Sociophage May 28, 2016
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Monoboob

A word used to describe breasts of Amazonian war princesses who felt the need to cut their boobs off in order to perform better at battlefield but had to breastfeed the babies and made a compromise to leave one side intact. This custom goes back to as far as the Golden Age of Greece, but is commonly overlooked by commercial industries and we see pretty girls with wild tendencies and polyboobs.
Why doesn't Wonder Woman have monoboob?
by EunhaeLee May 31, 2017
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