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Soccer molesting

Soccer players that grab and feel up players of the opposing team to provoke them to shove, punch or kick them back, so the referee will pull a yellow or red card on the opposing player.
I can't believe that Brazillian player grabbed the butt of the American player to provoke him to elbow him back in front of the ref. he was totally soccer molesting the American. dirty player, play dirty, sneaky, soccer, World Cup, soccer ball
by joecoolthefool September 30, 2015
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master molester

A serial rapist, responsible for conducting numerous counts of sexual assault. Effective, efficient and remaining at large.
Rose McGowan: We'll get you one day Harvey!
Harvey Weinstein: I'm afraid not rose, I am the master molester.
by avinabeer December 11, 2018
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Cognitive Molesting

gay fondled from a distance making hetero feel defeated
A man thought he knew it all about sexuality till he felt cognitive molesting.
by needed cooler slang May 21, 2024
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Mentally Molest

To put an NSFW image in someone's head when they don't want to think of that image.
Jason: Yo Joe! I heard Jenna fucked her sister!
Joe: Ew! Gross!
Jason: They had a threesome later with Lily!
Joe: Oh my god, please stop! You are mentally molesting me!
by TheRealMilkAndCerealYT September 12, 2020
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Molested

So I call this one "Andy getting molested in prison "No! Wait! I'm not Hym! I'M NOT HYYYYYYYYM!" PLLLLLLLTT! *Bap bap bap bap!*
Hym "See!? I told you I would get molested in prison! THERE ARE CONSEQUENCES TO BEING A GOD, BOY!"
by Hym Iam August 17, 2024
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sloppy molester

when you squirt poo everywhere whenever you sneeze
i did a sloppy molester when i had a cold
by sloppyslipslap June 4, 2020
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Molest a Redhead Week

Don't actually molest your redheaded companion. The week has to include January 12th. Can or cannot be combined with kiss a read head day.
Guy 1: Bro it's the week of January 12th! You know what that means
Guy 2: What does it mean?
Guy 1: That tall redhead I've been wanting to smash but doesn't talk to me...
Guy 2: Brother in Christ just because it's molest a redhead week doesn't mean you get to-
Guy 1: Mmmm nonconsensual redheaded rizz
by Anonymous folk January 14, 2024
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