meditation upon a broomstick

When someone shoves a broomstick into their anus, as if it was a dildo.

"Who's up for some meditation upon a broomstick?" asked John.
"I bet that will feel good!" said Mary.

by coleslaw696969 September 6, 2017

Mediacation

Relief and/or distraction from physical and/or mental pain through digital means, such as online chatting or gaming.

John: She broke up with me yesterday, so i want to thank you for the mediacation you gave me.
Bob: Thats okay man, what are friends for?

by runeskape125 November 27, 2017

Motivation juice

A big cup of coffee

I’ll be at work in just a little, gotta get my motivation juice first. Caffeinate and hope for the bed, ya know?

by msevera December 4, 2017

metication

Referring to metal music as form of medication.

"what medication did you use to get over your cold?"
"I used my metication."

by Classybear December 6, 2017

Meditation Group

Yeaaah, that's a cult

"We're not a cult, we're a meditation group".
"Let us teach yourself to open your mind and better your life by joining our cult- I mean meditation group".

by Veranica_iwantweed May 8, 2018

Modification

When you break some of your home boys shit but dont wanna have to replace it

Rycky: "Ethan you big fat fuck you broke my couch, you owe me $300"
Ethan: "Naah homie, I made a modification to it, you actually owe me"

by FatGreasyBastard May 29, 2018

Motivational lizard

Motivational Lizard is a sex move, where one sex partner encourages their other partner to keep having sex with them by dressing up as a light-purple lizard with yellow spots. After dressing up as the lizard, the sex partner starts to recite the Motivational Lizard video from Youtube, and this usually results in the other partner breaking down into joyfully crying, or them being determined to last longer in bed.

Richard: Hey, Blark. My wife gave me a Motivational Lizard last night.
Blark: Oh, that's good. I gave my wife a Wrech-It Ralph last night.

by deniszim November 3, 2019