Versailles Method

Wearing large amounts of perfume, cologne, body spray, hair product and body powder in an attempt to cover up the fact that you skipped bathing for a day, or days. Very common in 16th, 17th and 18th centuries in France and other European countries.

"OMG - my alarm didn't go off! No time to shower, I'll have to employ the Versailles Method!"

by Mouse A February 7, 2010

Cowboy Method

A method of birth control that involves taking your gun out of the holster and shooting it. Another term for skeeting.

She won't get pregnant. I used the cowboy method.

by Fuhrball2 November 2, 2008

the hoop method

a new form of contraception, similar to the rythm method which consists of the woman inserting a finger into the mans anus (hoop) unexpectedly to get him to "pull out" a highly hillarious (for the girl) method of ensuring the non making of babies

haha i used the hoop method last night and *insert boyfriends name here* freaked his beans and went mental, hey i was finished, job done!

by thehoopchick October 26, 2010

Catholic Method

The preferred Catholic approved birth control.
The method of withdrawal satisfies the criteria for natural birth control.

aka Pulling out

Craig that chic says she thinks shes pregnant, How could that be?

Dude, there is no way, I used the Catholic Method and skeeted all over her.

by mahtalghanim January 4, 2011

mystery method

A method used to seduce women. Uses a tightly scripted, linear sequence when interacting with a woman to get her to become attracted to you, prove herself to you, feel comfortable around you, and eventually sleep with you. Originated by Mystery, an LA-area magician. Primarily used by men with low self esteem or men who have very poor social skills, bordering on mentally retarded.

"Hey check it out, Billy the homeless man used the Mystery Method to hook up with Jessica, the beauty queen."

by recoveringPUA November 25, 2007

Math Methods

A VCE subject that bascially harder and easier than specialist maths, a lot of applications and can be irritating to some ppl, ppl drop to further maths cuz (some) teachers just don't do their job properly and confuse the whole classes, messes up their brain, depression/stress giveaway

Theo: fuck I have Math Methods
Also Theo: whatever i ma drop back to further maths

by derpythincow March 13, 2022

J Method

When a girl uses one finger to get her thong out of her ass.

Ashley: My thong is so deep in my ass
Katelyn: Use the J Method
Ashley: Damn it really works

by JMethodEnthustiast June 21, 2019