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baby meal 

When you go to McDonalds and you are asian and you can't read the menu, but you want a kids meal. Unfortunatly you only know how to say baby so you say you want a baby meal.
McDonalds worker: What can I get for you today?
Person: Baby meal.
McDonalds worker: Kids meal?
Person: yea yea baby meal
McDonalds: we don't have a baby meal
Person: Yea yea baby meal
baby meal by hecka nottle September 1, 2006

5th Meal 

After 4th meal is purchased at your local Taco Bell, you go back to your place with a female companion and proceed consume 4th meal. After consumption, your female companion and you begin to engage in oral sex. During oral stimulation you thrust the females throat so hard that she regurgitates up all over your phallus and herself. With the vomit, you spread it across each of your genitals and begin penetration. After climax has been achieved on each end, begin to consume the combined fluids a.k.a 5th Meal. (Optional) You can also end the night by taking a shit on her chest!
Me: Hey Marsha, wanna grab some 5th Meal tonight?

Marsha: OK, I'm totally OK with it!
5th Meal by AwesomeTacoLover July 25, 2011
Bone Meal is the slang version for blissfully feeding (inserting) your engorged, throbbing, veiny member to the inviting, gaping and willing open mouth of your sexual partner (male or female) to perform fellatio.
Stan: I can't wait to get home tonight Bro!!
Carl: Why what's happening?
Stan: Carla called me and said she's ready for some Bone Meal tonight!
Carl: Sweeet Brahhhh! Make sure she gives you a Creamy Smile after the delivery!
Bone Meal by Eaton Holgoode March 7, 2014

Hobo Meal 

When you have no plates or dishes to cook with. Typically when camping.
Get a campfire going.
Get tinfoil and get a decent size square sheet out. Put a ball or patty of hamburger meat in the middle. cut up potatoes and throw in with the burger. you can add onions, carrots whatever you want for extras and seasoning. Get another piece of tinfoil and fold up all the ends and corners so the ingredients don't fall out.
Now put the tinfoil with your meal on the fire. Works best with no flames, but on hot coals of the fire. Let it cook 15 -20 minutes. Amazing meal.
What do you want to eat tonight for dinner? We don't have any plates or dishes.
Lets cook hobo meals. They are life changing.
Hobo Meal by garbers September 8, 2006

A Full Course Meal 

A common phrase used to describe The guy who eats his own hair (Jack Avery), The guy who always acts high (Corbyn Besson), The man who's eyelashes are longer than the list of my accomplishments (Daniel Seavey), The tall man that can't live a second of his life without coffee (Jonah Marais), and last but not least, The guy who's cheeks are redder than the sun (Zach Herron). ALSO KNOWN AS 'WHY DON'T WE'
Damn... That guy is a snack.... Too bad he isn't A Full Course Meal like Why Don't We

11$ Meal 

If you live in Connecticut, Florida, Idaho, Iowa, Kentucky, Maryland, Michigan, Pennsylvania, South Carolina, Vermont, or Washington DC (all states/districts with 6% sales tax), then there is a meal that you can order at McDonald's that is exactly 11$ with tax.

This meal is:
4 McDoubles
2 Medium Fries
2 Small Drinks

The meal feeds two people, or one really hungry person who needs two drinks for some reason.

The McDoubles and Small Drinks may be switched with another Dollar Menu item.
Minority: "Welcome to McDonald's, how may I help you?"

You: "I'll have the 11$ Meal for my friend and me."

Minority: "What are you talking about?"

You: "I'll have four McDoubles, two Medium Fries, and two Small Drinks."

Minority: "Sure thing.."
11$ Meal by nightlifecommando January 25, 2011