matchslacker

Noun. One who subscribes to an online dating site, but is much too lazy and/or too busy to respond to potential dates in a timely fashion.

Kim: How's it going with the online dating?
Becca: I haven't done much lately. I've been a matchslacker.

by MmmMichMeg February 7, 2010

Matchmaking Roulette

In an Xboxlive game with a Matchmaking system, and you enter with one more person that a team can hold, Its a game of roulette on who is on the other team.

GUY 1-"Ok, guys. Theres 5 of us going into a 4v4 playlist. Someone is going to be on the other team."

Later-

Guy 2- "NO! I've fallen prey to that old matchmaking roulette."

by ImperialCody May 21, 2010

match nasties

1. Unprotected sex with another person

2. When someone does something sick or gross and you "match" the act with one equally as sick or gross

1.Dude, I took this girl home and we totally matched nasties
2.Hey, how about I fart. Then we all match nasties

by 1bigfloppydong August 31, 2010

maxacre

1. The act of killing a person sexually.

2. The word of Awesomeness.

Eg1. Jack: Omg Jill has been maxacred.

Eg2. Jimmy: This... is.... MAXACRE

by LolSteven November 14, 2011

Maxicakes

a nick name for an awesome person named Max. They are very chill, but also very passionate. They are male, and have much success with the laddies because of their good looks and bossness. They are a legit bro, boss, and player.

Girl: "Ohhh look at Maxicakes over there, hes so awesome I want him"

Other Girl: "Yea we all do...."

by pseudonyhmmm292 October 23, 2011

Mantch

The male version of a bitch. Plural: mantches. Commonly used by gay men when they are looking for some ass.

Gay male: Those mantches were all up on my D.

by BigN0bby July 22, 2012

matchstick stanley

Stanley or similar tool knife with two blades side by side separated by a matchstick. Gap ensures stitches are complex leading to permanent scarring.

The ned threatened him with a matchstick Stanley to the face.

by PsychMink September 13, 2015