MmmMichMeg's definitions

matchslacker

Noun. One who subscribes to an online dating site, but is much too lazy and/or too busy to respond to potential dates in a timely fashion.

Kim: How's it going with the online dating?
Becca: I haven't done much lately. I've been a matchslacker.

by MmmMichMeg February 7, 2010

Coughprehension

Noun. Apprehension that arises when one must cough in a crowded, quiet place. A feeling that arises when one does not want to get the stink-eye for hacking incessantly in public. Coughprehension results in a deeper, obsessive desire to cough and watery eyes, a severe tickle in the throat and panic.

I was at the symphony and had severe coughprehension, as I was afraid I would cough and not be able to stop.

by MmmMichMeg February 7, 2010