Noun. Apprehension that arises when one must cough in a crowded, quiet place. A feeling that arises when one does not want to get the stink-eye for hacking incessantly in public. Coughprehension results in a deeper, obsessive desire to cough and watery eyes, a severe tickle in the throat and panic.
I was at the symphony and had severe coughprehension, as I was afraid I would cough and not be able to stop.
by MmmMichMeg February 07, 2010
Get the Coughprehensionmug. Noun. One who subscribes to an online dating site, but is much too lazy and/or too busy to respond to potential dates in a timely fashion.
Kim: How's it going with the online dating?
Becca: I haven't done much lately. I've been a matchslacker.
Becca: I haven't done much lately. I've been a matchslacker.
by MmmMichMeg February 07, 2010
Get the matchslackermug.