Light dawns on Marblehead

When something obvious is finally recognized by some stupid shit.

It might be a good idea to wear a mask after Donald Trump caught COVID-19.
Ah, light dawns on Marblehead!

by Beat Service October 2, 2020

Marby

A marby can be found in many forms; cruising, dozing, munching and puffing. In some cases these are happening simultaneously. Marby's are also very knowledgeable about random topics, dressed fashionably, and are always aware of the time of day. A marby's drink of choice usually involves Soco.

Man did you just see that marby? He was talking to 5 babes, took 9 shots and the went to doze in the corner.

by Shikey Tues December 21, 2009

german marble bag

A too-small speedo bathing suit.

While at the beach, some overweight moron strolled by in his German marble bag all but exposing his hairy nut-sack.

by Ray September 16, 2003

marblecake

The cake baked by 4channers to celebrate their victory in making Moot the winner of the 3rd annual TIME 100 poll in 2009.

http://www.time.com/time/arts/article/0,8599,1894028,00.html

How it went (hint, 1st letter 1st word in name):

Moot
Anwar Ibrahim
Rick Warren
Baitullah Mehsud
Larry Brilliant
Eric Holder
Carlos Slim
Angela Merkel
Kobe Bryant
Evo Morales

The message continued:

Alexander Lebedev
Lil' Wayne
Sheik Ahmed bin Zayed Al Nahyan
Odell Barnes

Tina Fey
Hu Jintao
Eric Cantor

Gamal Mubarak
Ali al-Naimi
Muqtada al-Sadr
Elizabeth Warren

Dude, anon's message to the world after rigging the TIME 100 '09 vote says "Marblecake" and "also, the gam...." #@$% I just lost.

by LegionaryBlackup666 April 27, 2009

Marbley

When somebody is so cool you simply cannot contain how awesome that individual is.

"He is so Marbley!"

by Mr.Imaginary March 15, 2013

red marble

The Earth as seen by someone whose predictions are pessimistic about global warming.

We have to send a message to the Russian government about how their burning coal will turn this planet of ours into a red marble!

by pentozali January 7, 2007

marble gargler

A person whos speech is unrecognizable. Someone who sounds like they have a mouth full of marbles.

The guy who gave me directions is a marble gargler. I have no clue what he said.

by tinyelvis August 3, 2007