Manther

greying, older, yet sly and attractive older man. awes younger ladies with calm demeanor. time has built endurance and prestige. many ride bicycles to "stay fit" and attract young prey.

"that dude dave is SUCH a manther...all those vegas girls want to see his wienr!"

by goredidit December 1, 2009

Mathed

A made up word for idiots to use instead of saying doing math.

I'm too lazy to say that I added the tip on the receipt , so instead I will say I mathed it, simply to sound more ignorant!

by ShellG September 25, 2016

Mathematics

Aids, Herpes, STI, Chlamydia and Genital Warts mixed into one thing, then put on paper.

I think I have mathematics now.

by ɯʎuopnǝsd May 30, 2019

mathematica

A sweet program that does calculus and other math for you. Can be a little tricky to learn to use at first, but saves you a lot of time working out integrals and stuff.

Mathematica spoken here (by sweet people).

by miss B-izzy August 15, 2006

Maltese Falcon

A falcon from Malta

Maltese Falcon

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 29, 2021

Maltese Terrier

A small white fluffy dog, apparently selectively bred to present this appearance since Roman times. They were perfectly good wolves before that. Their hair never sheds or stops growing, which means that they can become a hideous walking dreadlock in the blink of an eye. Often inbred to the extent that they need all of their rotten teeth pulled out by a vet before the age of six, it is debatable whether the Maltese is capable of learning discipline. They are given to ceaseless yapping, wissing on rugs and biting (with aforementioned rotten teeth- they have hellbreath) and are never reprimanded for such crimes by their fat, matronly, indulgent owners who need something totally dependent on them to cuddle because their beloved son has rebelled and moved out of home to become a skinhead.

Nurse: Oh, great. Another five cages full of Maltese Terriers today. Total dental removals, or all-over body shaves?
Vet: Both. Get the gas....

by The Hideous Damsel January 2, 2006

malteaser

a girl ( or boy ) who is a brunette/dark haired person who does stupid things, or has "blonde moments"

eg, a brunette walks into a glass door! everyone calls the brunette a malteaser as she had a "blonde moment" cuz the brunette is dark outside but blonde inside just like a malteaser

by maryanne bob May 18, 2007