monster dump 

a giant shit, a big poop, a humongous dookie, a large BM

"Sorry, I can't talk right now. I gotta go take a monster dump."

monster dump by PoshFrosh February 8, 2008

Monster-in-law

A perjorative term for one's mother-in-law.

My monster-in-law is coming to stay the week.

Monster-in-law by Kevin Kelm May 17, 2004

Monster in law 

ugly fat bitch to lazy to get out of her own way

my mother inlaw is so fukn fat and useless she uses powder instead of a towel to dry herself

Monster in law by Mark July 31, 2004

Monster Teflon 

A “large” clean bowel movement which requires no wiping or clean-up job later, see Teflon

Example:
- “Why are you looking so pleased with yourself?”
- “Dropped a Monster Teflon mate, ripped the hole big time”

Monster Teflon by The Spike February 21, 2007

monster mash 

When a collection of monsters have a party and spend the evening dancing with no regard for others

oh my god Nigel, the monsters next door are having a monster mash again they will keep us up all night again.
Can you go around and have a word with the chief monster 'Paul' and ask him not to make them strange ape noises again

monster mash by Neil O'Malley July 12, 2006

Monster boots 

A pair of ass-kicking boots, normally combat boots or platforms, Demonia makes a lot of bad ass ones.

Holy shit did you see her monster boots, she could totally kick your ass!

Monster boots by Jade Lilli December 22, 2009

monster verse 

Pull up in a monster automobile gangster, with a bad bitch that came from Sri Lanka, Yes I'm in a tonka, Color of Willy Wonka, You could be the King, But watch the Queen Conquer. First things first, I'll eat your brains, then Imma start rocking Gold teeth and fangs, 'cause that's what a motherfuka monsta do, hairdresser from Milan, that's the monster do, Monster Giuseppe Heels is the Monster Shoe, Young Money is the roster and the monster crew! And I'm all up, all up, all up in the bank, with a funny face, and if I'm fake, I ain't noticed, cause my money aint. "So let me get this straight, wait, I'm the rookie? While my features and my shows ten times your pay? 50k for a verse", no album out, yeah my money so tall that my barbies gotta climb it, hotter than a middle eastern climate, find it, Tony Mattlehorn duty wine it, wine it, Nicki on your titties when I sign it, and these n----- so one track minded, "But I really really don't give an F U C K. Forget barbie. Fuck Nicki, cause she's fake. She on a diet" But my pockets eatin cheesecake... and I say, bride of Chucky is childsplay. I just killed another career, it's a mild day. Besides yay, they can't stand besides me. I think me and you should menage friday.Pink Whip Thick Ass Give Em Whip Lash
Think Big Get Cash Make Em Blink Fast
Now Look At What You Just Saw
This Is What You Live For
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I'm a motherfuckin MONSTER

"I love the monster verse. Nicki killed it!"
"Yes man I know. I can't stop listening to it. It gives me power."
"I'm obsessed, I can even rap the whole thing!!"
"Me too... also I heard Kanye wanted to take it out of the song because it was too good!"

monster verse by VoiceRaw May 30, 2016