loaf of bloke

A scary ass piece of bread that's in a kids show about god. Oh course the Internet didn't let this slide so now the piece of bread is a satanic loafer.

Did you see that video of loaf of bloke fuckin SCARY man.

by Lillysilva653 May 3, 2017

food loaf

A disciplary measure taken by prison staff creating a congealed mix of all the inmate's food including coffee or punch, and making one solid food item. This loaf of food meets the institution's nutritional requirements for the inmates, but serves to displine an imate for misuse of his food. Often it is served on a food tray through the bean chute.

Inmate #1: "Say! LaDamion why you got the food loaf?"

Inmate #2: " 'cuz, I spit my eggs upside the boss's head."

by sanjac1836 June 29, 2008

lonely loafer

One who does not have a life or friends of his own, so he spends a majority of his time

"loafing" through books and living vicaruously through them.

ashley-"omg, liams over there reading his books again..."
kylie-"of course he is! liams a lonely loafer!"

by ?O0o.CONFUSED.o0O? March 10, 2010

Lafayette, California

A place which some people call "the bubble" because it is so sheltered. Rich white kids live in 4 million dollar houses and minorities live in 500 thousand apartments. In one of the wealthiest places; the Bay Area. Sometimes white boys like to pretend like they are black because they smoke weed but they are truly not and will never be.

"Woah I just saw a homeless person!!!! Those exist??!?"
"Yeah one time I went to San francisco and saw one. Never seen one in Lafayette, California before."

by WhaWhaaaa!?!? December 7, 2014

Bredd Loaf

The hottest gangsta rapper to walk the face of the earth.

Did you see Bredd Loaf n the Gostbustaz rock that shit last night?

by MC Britney December 14, 2008

I loaf you

I LOAF YOU.

meaning "I love you" but in a friendly yet mocking way. Noting about love and relationship. All about nonsense and real friendship.

It is not being GAY. saying it doesn't make you gay.

yeo dude!
thanks for the ride. I loaf you!

by youtellme123 February 23, 2010

Loafin

Lō-fĭn (v)

1. to tarry about unwittingly

2. to be unaware of one's surroundings

Dude A: My man got robbed.

Dude B: Damn, how'd that happen.

Dude A: They caught him loafin.

by Dee Montgomerry Pennyworth May 21, 2009