Good Library

Something people say when a library has saul goodman in it.

-Hey! I just bought the Saul Goodman DVD set and put it into my personal library!
-Good library!

by JakieExists February 25, 2023

public library

a large building near a city's downtown filled with books, children, and sleeping homeless people

"hey brother can you spare a dime?"
"shut up and go to the public library!"

"shit! i really need some books, homeless people, and children."
"dude, have you heard of the public library?"

by uncle fuckbucket March 6, 2023

Library Guardian

A small figurine said to look over one’s book collection

My library guardian is a small metal fairy

by Fourmerrimans January 20, 2023

school library

An awful place where books are torn and service is awful.

Man the school library should be torn down to pieces.

by Chip squierrl October 27, 2018

Middleton Library

Louisiana State University's(LSU) most notorious and largest library on campus. It is located on central campus and lies 4 stories high. Some students refer to it as "The Zoo." This is because it has become the headquarters for many different cultures. It is overpopulated by an unusually large group of people who prefer it up the derriere. It is also the Maze Runner for autistic students who love to streamline anime and watch Brazzers and gay pornography on the school desktops. Many computers have unfortunately been wiped and replaced as a result of virus overloads because of these porn sites. It also houses quite a few homeless people from time to time who pay no attention to no one but themselves. The basement of the library has been abandoned since 1988 for unknown purposes and some students who have gone to such depths have reported nightmares years after they have graduated.

Hey man, you've been to Middleton Library?

Yeah man! I saw two Asians having lightsaber fights on the second floor the other night.

by bchc2003 June 1, 2018

library

a place where pussies reside

joe: did you hear that chad just visited the library

mama: aint no way

*the next day
Chad's father: what have you become son, *pulls out a minigun from fortnite*

by iWillComeForYouPoo3003 August 13, 2022

Imagination Library

A book gifting program that mails free books to children from birth until they begin school in participating areas.

Imagination Library is the best.

by SPrice1980 April 24, 2022