Junk Dunk

The act of dunking on an opponent in basketball where your crotch goes directly into their face as you jump over them for the slam. The humiliation can be further amplified by hanging on the rim to keep your sweaty junk pressed into their face.

“Lattrell didn’t just posterize that boy, he Junk Dunked on him.”

“Hey man, did you get a good look when he Junk Dunked on you? Was it boxers or briefs?"

by 180LA June 3, 2013

Junk ice

Something cold to put by your ballsack on a hot day.

Toss me another cool one and a couple cubes outta the cooler, need more junk ice.

by sap sucker August 25, 2015

junk mallet

The act of injuring your genitals in order to avoid fucking an ugly person

I had to pull out the junk mallet before I took that butter face back to my house .

by Caulkknocker March 7, 2019

Junk Teen

Title given to someone who works for the best junk removal company ever. Junk Teens Junk Removal

"yo what's up Junk Teen"

by junkteens March 13, 2023

Junk Braille

Genital Warts... particularly a case so bad that Stevie Wonder could decipher a large portion of "War and Peace" by touching your shaft. An obvious spinoff on the term "junk mail".

I don't want to hear you whining about your damn painful discharge... look at this fucking junk braille on my dick!

by Keg Flexington October 25, 2009

Junk Stick

The shaft of the penis or junk. Most commonly referring to the shaft of an erect penis.

I'll be ready when I'm fucking ready! Damn woman, get off my junk stick!

by Mad Dog 2020 November 27, 2010

Junk Mouth

A term used in reference to that asshole Alan spitting lies. Like pure junk pouring from his mouth.

Alan: Yo I got that hotty last night to come back with me.

You: No you didn't, junk mouth.

by Jack_of_wades March 19, 2016