Swamp Junk

The deep groove of the band Mississippi Stranglers that can be so emotionally organic, so tribal, and so thick that it is simply referred to as Swamp Junk.

"Boy, them Mississippi Stranglers sure laid the swamp junk on thick last night!" - Finn

"Yeah, good thing I brought my waders. What a great show!" - Pigpen

by Mississippi Stranglers July 8, 2010

junk gap

The space between the anus and genitalia. The most likely place for faeces and all kinds of junk to get trapped.

I didn't realise I hadn't wiped my junk gap properly.

by Wownewstome! May 27, 2014

junk blow

The act of "sucking the life out" of someone's soul through their asshole.

After an evening full of drinks, Eric presented himself to Jay for their traditional junk blow.

by Birdtrax January 3, 2015

Junk Foodie

Someone with a deep passion for food, but only junk food.

“Hey, do you want some broccoli, I know you like food!”
“Nah man, I’m a junk foodie, I only love junk food.”

by Junk.Foodie July 7, 2018

Junk Slam

inserting ones junk inside while having intercorse

totally junk slammed last night

by batnumberone June 24, 2011

Little Junk

A. When a man (usually white) is afflicted with an inadequately sized penis, rendering him unable to give pleasure to a female.

B. Small Dick

When Scott Haggai took off his pants in front of a woman for the first time, she couldn't help but laugh at his little junk.

by Slotheaus P Tooth August 31, 2013

junk selfies

Pictures you take of your genitals and/or breasts (I.e. junk).

I sent Jon some junk selfies over my lunch break today, he said they were so good it made it hard for him to work.

by Strawberry Milk March 5, 2014