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Joobsmoobnoob!

Your name is Jasmine & You did the “Replace every vowel in your name with Oob”

-Written By: Arika
Hi I’m Joobsmoobnoob!
by Salmon 🍣 July 26, 2021
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Jobsend

The new iPod nano is a Jobsend!
by misterslim February 28, 2009
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joob jab

another term for cunt punt instead of using the foot, you use your fist.
by bobbybadfingers January 29, 2009
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jobs a kipper

a job well done, to be pleased with a job you've just done. Dierived from "jobs a good'un", into "jobs a gudgeon" (which is a type of fish), into "jobs a fish" and finally into "jobs a kipper" (being a particurly smelly fish).
John; "you finished changing that wheel yet?"
Mike; "oh yes, 'jobs a kipper' "
by beetlebodger October 19, 2009
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jobson

a srawny ginger who has no friends but has an expensive taste in clothes
he is such a jobson
by fatnoncfsajdjcjgh July 10, 2017
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joosje

Make sure to get you some Joosje. Whenever I need help or advice I go to Joosje, I love how non-judgemental she is. She is always willing to listen to anyone and help them out with anything they are going through. She is a very trustworthy person, and she won't ever back stab you. A Joosje can be a bit lazy sometimes, but in a total human way. And don't underestimate her for she is talented in every way possible. She can sing, act, cook, write, and draw and she is very athletic. She's also incredibly smart. Talking to a Joosje is half the work!

Joosje is the most known for being very kind to everyone. She truly cares about people and their feelings and will never do anything to hurt you. She always supports her friends and mostly sees the good in people. But a Joosje can also be morose, and she is often not so sure of herself. Despite her somewhat low-selfesteem, she has madly strong opinions, in a good way.

Important: Joosje is the most sarcastic person you will ever meet. Sometimes she can be so sarcastic that people will think she's for real.

What more can I say: She just got the whole package. Do you know that song 'Joosje got it all, she's the perfect pal, Joosje got it all'? Probs not, I just made it up. If you find yourself a Joosje, your life will be all shiny and sunny again *a lot of intense shining sun emojis*.
'Go in Joosje and you'll come out 5 times wiser, happier, and funnier'

'Joosje basically made my test because she taught me like, everything'

'Where's Joosje? Not here? I will die.'

'I had an off-day, but Joosje made me feel okay'

'Oh my god, you saw Joosje? She is bestfriend-material!'
by yabestfriendwholovesyousomuch November 12, 2018
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Jobsang

Usually a guy who takes the loot in video games and is generally salty from being outclassed.
Jobsangs are usually rejoined for raging. However he calms down pretty quickly.
He is not funny but attempts to be
Stop being a Jobsang Harold
by Nokib>Jobsang July 13, 2020
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