Creme Jockey

Nate fucking Newton

You know that Nate kid, he is quite a Creme Jockey man, he is with all the guys at school

by Nimmyleezy September 7, 2019

jock itch

A bad itching fungus in a man's inner thighs, scrotum, or general balls area. Often caused by not showering, using dirty towels, wearing dirty underwear, or sweating a lot.

Dude I got the worst jock itch

by aa23f December 26, 2004

jock

A term used by English people to generally describe Scottish people in a derogatory fashion (was once a common male nickname within Scotland). It is now considered to verge on racism when used by a non-Scot. The Scottish equivalent for the Irish "Paddy" or "Bog-trotter".

"Those bloody Jocks are at it again with their whinging over the Barnett Formula and North Sea oil revenues."

by Phil McCracken December 3, 2004

gin jockey

A person who has a proclivity towards having sex with Australian Aborigines

Gin Jockey: pack of smokes and a six pack for a fuck?
Gin: no worries brudda

by WhackMeOneInTheShitter July 14, 2006

Jockin

when a girl likes you and is allways talkin about you

that girl was jockin you last night

by Jacob Maxfield September 9, 2003

jock

The kid in high school who's parents paid everything for. Generally having poor grades, driving a nice car as if he earned it, hitting on all the slutty girls and getting attention because of his sell-out style and flashy white teeth.

There goes that shit-faced jock in his red sports car again. Probably just got back from another AIDS-infested party.

by Morbidia June 2, 2005

jock speak

standard phrases that jocks use when speaking to each other and their friends

"Hey man, what's up?" or "Hey man, how's it going"= "Hello, how are you?"
"These pipes aren't just for show!" = "My biceps do more than just look good!"
"You're ripped man!" = "Your muscles are really well defined!"
"Dude, you're gettin' jacked!" = "You're getting really big and strong!"
"Glory on the gridiron" = "Success on the football field."
"sounds like you're picking up jock speak already!" "Jock speak? What's that?"

by Commander Stan July 9, 2006