A very cold person who doesn't care for most people, you have to earn his respect and takes friendship very seriously and is honorable. They enjoy dark comedy and are very unforgiving they like to take things scientifically they also love falcons and raptors. Jonathan's are usually good looking and don't really like most modern rap they are funny And if you earn their friendship they will be polite to you and his other firends,also Jonathan's love war and guns and love fighting games also like history and armor
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a cocky nationalistic abnormally tall british man. likes to make fun of america. giggles like a girl.
by kathy le October 23, 2008
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Hey Bill! Did you see? Some guy used Jonathan's Robot and went crazy on this one 10 year old kid the other day! It was awesome.
by Fury of the Storm April 3, 2008
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Recent accomplishments of the jonaton include learning how to erase a whiteboard.
In the not so distance future, when Jonaton learns how to pick up a knife and the Robot Apocalypse will begin.
Recent accomplishments of the jonaton include learning how to erase a whiteboard.
In the not so distance future, when Jonaton learns how to pick up a knife and the Robot Apocalypse will begin.
Steve: "Is that an army of Jonaton's, we're Doomed!"
Jonaton tells a humorous joke at a party.
Blake : "Looks like someone taught Jonaton how to make a joke."
Jonaton tells a humorous joke at a party.
Blake : "Looks like someone taught Jonaton how to make a joke."
by P.Hombre July 22, 2011
Get the Jonaton mug.Some emotional mexican kid, can be very chill at times, used to have a lot of friends all of life until he reached high school. Is always hiding everything and only uses the excuse,"I'm just being woke rn." while hiding the truth to everyone else. Usually is insecure about his relationship status. He has no control over his life and lets his emotions get the better of him. Doesn't like to discuss even with his close friends, just people who he's remotely known for a year.
Guy 1: Look at that guy, he's acting like a Jonathan.
Guy 2: Oh no, he's losing control again.
Guy 3: Look, he's running off.
Guy 1: I used to be close to him, now he only keeps to himself.
Guy 2: Lets help this guy?
Guy 1: No please don't, he won't listen to anybody and will stay in his shell
Guy 3: Well, I guess that his problem to fix...
Guy 2: Oh no, he's losing control again.
Guy 3: Look, he's running off.
Guy 1: I used to be close to him, now he only keeps to himself.
Guy 2: Lets help this guy?
Guy 1: No please don't, he won't listen to anybody and will stay in his shell
Guy 3: Well, I guess that his problem to fix...
by some woke ass boi May 16, 2018
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