ass jacking

A form of cheating. To have sex with a married woman.

When I have sex with a married women I am ass jacking.

by assjacker420 August 18, 2013

Porn Jackings

Semen spent from masturbating to porn. Usually, the semen is ejaculated into a tissue or sock.

Please don't wipe your face with that dishrag, it has porn jackings in it.

by orangon September 6, 2013

Tag-jacking

On Facebook, when somone mentions you in a comment or tags you in a post completely irrevelant to you.

"OMG , like - he totally keeps tag-jacking me on posts his mom writes...she doesn't even know me... I mean really."

by James Kressley April 20, 2015

Scuba-Jacking

Jerkin it at the pool inconspicuously while scoping a hot babe

That chick was so hot all I could think about was Scuba-Jacking to get rid of this pool boner

by cpconstruction187 March 26, 2016

Short jacking

When yo broad starts nagging, talking down to you, like a kid on a lower level where she gotta hold ya hand.

(Yo broad)
Blah blah blah..your no real man...blah....real men could...blah blah blah...I do everything...blah blah..grow up!
(The man)

I know, you know I ain't gonna go for that short jacking all the time. Broad you done lost yo mind.

(Friend)
What up cuz!! What puts you in such a good mood today?
(The man)
My broad started short jacking me last night after I warned her not to, so i packed my bags on her ass and dipped.

by TommyhawkTyler November 7, 2016

Shit-jacking

The action of a male jacking off while taking a shit.

"Damn, he has been gone for a long time in the bathroom.. He must be shit-jacking!"

by PleaseEndThisHell20 January 6, 2017

speed jacking

Attempting to perform (or make the sound of) someone jacking-off at an immense speed.

"I heard my parents come in the house, so i began speed jacking to finish quickly."

by Capt. Ginger July 1, 2017