Douche Hose 

A douche bag who behaves so douchey that he is practically spewing douche all over everyone.

That douche hose got in everyone's face with his douche baggery.

Douche Hose by flurbadurb October 3, 2010

jazz hose 

a man's penis; a phallus

"If I let a baby sitter touch me on the jazz hose then I probably deserve to lose it all"
-Roast Beef, on why he chose to forgo a prenup

jazz hose by dietprozac June 10, 2008

radiator hose 

a rather large penis belonging to black man

"dang, jerome's radiator hose was thick"

radiator hose by lubbockchucho May 15, 2006

Mud Hose 

Noun - The action of violently shooting feces from your anus during a terrible bout of diarrhea. (Resembles a hose spurting out mud)

"Shit man, I gotta go real bad, I think I'm gonna have to whip out the mud hose."

Mud Hose by DJ Bob November 11, 2003

german nose hose

when receiving head, the guy may inadvertently shoot cum up the girl's nose if it is not pulled out of range fast enough

Dude, Tiffany didn't pull away fast enough last night so I totally gave her a german nose hose

german nose hose by Wobtexan September 7, 2007

Panty Hose Melter - P.H.M. 

A male person who is so incredibly hot, he can melt the panty hose right off most female people. Term originated in the late 1980s early 1990s when people actually wore panty hose.

Did you see John Schneider in that Zaxby's commercial? Man, he is a total Panty Hose Melter - P.H.M.

Panty Hose Melter - P.H.M. by MereCat January 12, 2009

Manty hose 

An acrylic sock that is very thin and sheer, resembling a short pair of women's panty hose. It is usually worn by men of a Mediterranean persuasion.

Can you believe how shitty that goomba dresses? Between his designersaurus suit, faux satin shirt, poser alligator shoes, and his manty hose. He looks like a real joey bag o' donuts.

Manty hose by HappyCappy September 3, 2011